laxitate 

To take laxatives in order to lubricate anal sex. For people who don’t want to fuck a clean arsehole.

Andy asked Pete to take laxatives so he would laxitate all down his shaft and ruin the fresh sheets with his runny gape juices

laxitate by Biggestguats February 11, 2018

Laxitute

A female exclusively involved, obsessed with, fascinate about, or date a male Lacrosse player. Common factors of attraction can range from the 'bro's' raging lettuce, sweet lax pinnie, nice shorts, or sick pastels. The common Laxitute can be found along the North Eastern Seaboard, in many hot-bed lacrosse communities.

Branford Winstonworth's Girlfriend is a Laxitute

Laxitute by So_Much_Lax April 25, 2010

laxitute

A common breed of women who love lacrosse guys, and will fuck anyone who plays it. Seen mostly in box lacrosse in the Greater Vancouver Area.

They wear shirts of the players who they love or just wanna fuck because damn lacrosse players make big money......

There are large colonies in Coquitlam and Port Moody, less commonly seen in Port Coquitlam, and New West.

Dam look at all the chicks here

90% laxitutes

laxitute by youseethatcheckthisout August 13, 2009

lacitate

Selecting parts of pictures using the lasso tool in Photoshop.

Me: Jennifer, how can I cut out this part of the image?

Jennifer: Just lacitate around it. My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

Me: STFU

lacitate by TheEvan January 28, 2008

lavitate 

To use the toilet.

I've got to go to the bathroom to lavitate.

lavitate by chikinymer March 7, 2004

Lavitate 

Hovering over a lavatory seat, rather than sitting.

The public toilets in the bar were filthy but I was desperate so I had to lavitate.

Lavitate by dav1dp May 30, 2018

lavitate 

The act of not exactly sitting, but not exactly standing over a LONGDROP, but more a case of just bending the knees with your bum a few inches above the seat when wanting to defecate

The longdrop was somewhat very dirty, so I had to lavitate while trying to have a crap.

lavitate by Gadget King January 20, 2011