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Lavitate 

Hovering over a lavatory seat, rather than sitting.
The public toilets in the bar were filthy but I was desperate so I had to lavitate.
Lavitate by dav1dp May 30, 2018

lavitate 

The act of not exactly sitting, but not exactly standing over a LONGDROP, but more a case of just bending the knees with your bum a few inches above the seat when wanting to defecate
The longdrop was somewhat very dirty, so I had to lavitate while trying to have a crap.
lavitate by Gadget King January 20, 2011

levitate 

(Verb) To achieve synchronized bliss with your partner while performing couples yoga.
The rumor spread throughout the chic yoga studio that Lucy and her new student had levitated during a private yoga session.

levitate 

Me and my mans about to levitate - Mos Def
levitate by D-Bruch November 8, 2006
Selecting parts of pictures using the lasso tool in Photoshop.
Me: Jennifer, how can I cut out this part of the image?

Jennifer: Just lacitate around it. My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

Me: STFU
lacitate by TheEvan January 28, 2008

Levitate 

To levitate means to smoke pot. It refers to achieving a meditative mindstate, one that yoga gurus (presumably) achieve, whilst sitting in a lotus pose. When in this mindstate, it might feel as you're floating mid-air, ergo levitating.
"Bro, shut the door! We bout' to levitate in this bitch!"
Levitate by Whatever_man August 13, 2015