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The act of mounting a girl and spraying your offspring-glue onto her chesticles.
"Yo, I lassoed her last night in someone's front lawn."

"Dude, I'm calling the cops."
Lasso by The Wyld Stallyn April 7, 2010
Words you can keep
Oh my word, y'all. I heard that Baylee Sue munched 2 girls last night! She's such a lasso!
Lasso by Le Gasp July 25, 2010
The combination of the words "little" and "asshole." Adjective that is often used for careless rude people. Can also be used when referring to douchebags you previously dated.
A: "Are you still dating that guy?"
B: "Nah, he got belligerently drunk at my sisters wedding and started a cake-fight."
A: "What a lasso."
Lasso by jahroony October 6, 2012
Lasso is a product by OmniPilot. Currently its at version 8. It is a language, an application server, a dessert topping, AND a floor wax! It allows for a webserver to poll a database and then to return the results of that poll to a webpage. And that's just the tip of the iceberg as far as Lasso is concerned.
What version of Lasso do you use ?
Lasso by M i l e s December 23, 2004
Da "lariat" dat Harriet is "handy wif" due to her being such a pretty and charming-natured young lady.
Harriet may indeed be very expert at "roping" all of da misty-eyed dudes on da ranch, but it sounds like she practices "catch and release", since she keeps having to free up her "LASSo" in order to "snag" each of da different mushy-hearted guys in succession.
LASSo by QuacksO November 17, 2022
Gender-neutral variation of lad/lass
Grandpa: "She's such a good lass."
Grandchild: "Wynn isn't a lass anymore. They're a lasso."
Lasso by N1ghtingle July 27, 2025

lasso of shame

A used condom that is tied at one end and used to slap someone in the face after fornicating with them.
Jasmine made me use a condom, so I gave her the lasso of shame.
lasso of shame by CuntFucker69 October 15, 2009
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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