Lasso

The act of mounting a girl and spraying your offspring-glue onto her chesticles.

"Yo, I lassoed her last night in someone's front lawn."

"Dude, I'm calling the cops."

by The Wyld Stallyn April 7, 2010

Lasso

A redneck/hick/hillbilly lesbian.

Oh my word, y'all. I heard that Baylee Sue munched 2 girls last night! She's such a lasso!

by Le Gasp July 25, 2010

Lasso

The combination of the words "little" and "asshole." Adjective that is often used for careless rude people. Can also be used when referring to douchebags you previously dated.

A: "Are you still dating that guy?"
B: "Nah, he got belligerently drunk at my sisters wedding and started a cake-fight."
A: "What a lasso."

by jahroony October 6, 2012

Lasso

Lasso is a product by OmniPilot. Currently its at version 8. It is a language, an application server, a dessert topping, AND a floor wax! It allows for a webserver to poll a database and then to return the results of that poll to a webpage. And that's just the tip of the iceberg as far as Lasso is concerned.

What version of Lasso do you use ?

by M i l e s December 23, 2004

LASSo

Da "lariat" dat Harriet is "handy wif" due to her being such a pretty and charming-natured young lady.

Harriet may indeed be very expert at "roping" all of da misty-eyed dudes on da ranch, but it sounds like she practices "catch and release", since she keeps having to free up her "LASSo" in order to "snag" each of da different mushy-hearted guys in succession.

by QuacksO November 17, 2022

Lasso

Gender-neutral variation of lad/lass

Grandpa: "She's such a good lass."
Grandchild: "Wynn isn't a lass anymore. They're a lasso."

by N1ghtingle July 27, 2025

lasso of shame

A used condom that is tied at one end and used to slap someone in the face after fornicating with them.

Jasmine made me use a condom, so I gave her the lasso of shame.

by CuntFucker69 October 15, 2009