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A female exclusively involved, obsessed with, fascinate about, or date a male Lacrosse player. Common factors of attraction can range from the 'bro's' raging lettuce, sweet lax pinnie, nice shorts, or sick pastels. The common Laxitute can be found along the North Eastern Seaboard, in many hot-bed lacrosse communities.
Branford Winstonworth's Girlfriend is a Laxitute
Laxitute by So_Much_Lax April 25, 2010
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A common breed of women who love lacrosse guys, and will fuck anyone who plays it. Seen mostly in box lacrosse in the Greater Vancouver Area.

They wear shirts of the players who they love or just wanna fuck because damn lacrosse players make big money......

There are large colonies in Coquitlam and Port Moody, less commonly seen in Port Coquitlam, and New West.
Dam look at all the chicks here

90% laxitutes
laxitute by youseethatcheckthisout August 13, 2009
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laxtitute 

A lacrosse loving skank that will ride anyones shaft worth riding.
Damn, that laxtitute just rode Sam's shaft so hard his head broke!
laxtitute by AnnieGLaxtitute February 8, 2010

laxtitute 

a. someone who sleeps with lacrosse players frequently

b. a girl who whores herself out to lacrosse players
"Dude, she is an f'n laxtitute, se has slept with half our team"
laxtitute by Nick March 21, 2005

laxsitute 

a girl who is all about the lax bros, whores herself out to bros, and is literally obsessed with lacrosse and boys who play the sport.
"bro, why does that girl always go to the lax parties?"
-"don't you know bro, she's a laxsitute!!"
laxsitute by crystalite9325 September 9, 2010

laxtitute 

girls who come to lacrosse tournaments to hook up with their brother's teammates
laxtitutes...you know who you are
laxtitute by laxbrosef August 14, 2008

Laxtitute 

An American female who is attracted to Lax bros. They often come to Lax games or go to Lax parties to hook up with the guys. "Laxtitute" comes from the words "Lax"and "prostitute," implying that these females whore themselves for Lax players. These females are commonly found on the East Coast of the United States, particularly the Northeast, as that is where most Lax bros are found.
Lax Bro 1: Brah, there's gonna be lots of laxtitutes tonight at the rager.

Lax Bro 2: Nice. We better pick up some more brews if we wanna get em nice and drunk.
Laxtitute by Franky4Fingers October 14, 2012
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