Branford 

a town where white kids think they're black.

Dude have you ever been to Branford?
Nah, it's too rachet.

Branford by someonewithexperience February 8, 2014

Branford 

Motha fu*kers in Branford get ice cream every other weekend, many people in this town are rich snobs who do nothing but drink beer on their boats. The middle school is just bulls**t end of story, great place to raise a family until you get money and commitment issues. The branford highschool is decent. Their called the branford hornets... a horrible pick but its theirs.

"Branford.. the home of the hornets and white kids who dont know how to act."

Branford by Iknowitbrofoff December 4, 2020

Branford 

A definitely very tall and buff child with such a big ego that it would make Elon musk go hide under his bed. Branford will most definitely start a cult called Branfordism where the followers have to give him a lot of snacks. He is very cracked at everything the PE teachers teach, and basically every sport. He also has a lot of snacks. Branford is very big brain, is Taiwanese, and a good friend in general, but he may be a bit sussy.

When it come to relationships, he is not very skilled. He has a crush but he doesn’t really want to tell you. He never tries to make a move or talk to their crush. Although he is very skilled at hiding his crush, you will eventually figure it out. He always says he is flamin’ hot but he gets no bitches. No girls like him lol.

A: yo Branford has such a big ego
B: IKR!!!

Branford by A Narwhalll November 7, 2022

Branford, CT 

1. “Full send” is a part of our vocabulary

2. I peeked at bhs
3. DRK tattood on my arm

4. 203 salt life was my senior quote

5. I had my first fake ID freshman year

“Where do you live?”
“Branford, CT”
“Ohh so your a wash up?”

Branford, CT by Gocrazitsstayc February 18, 2018

Branford, CT 

1. Pretty boring town
2. Town with pretty good sports teams
3. Mostly Harmless
4. Has some pretty cool people
5. Go Hornets

I am not one of the popular/cool people in Branford.

Branford, CT by Golod May 1, 2005

branford byas 

A young,handsome black male, with a penis similar to the size of a horse's.

"Yo Branford Byas What's good?"

branford byas by Yogaslovia July 16, 2017

branford, ct 

basically the town is split into 3 parts. stony creek, pine orchard, and then the poor part. stony creek and pine orchard is full of rich old people who live on the water. and then theres the ghetto.. where, well you know.

"Where do you live?"
"Branford, CT"
"Ohhh, so you live on the water, right?"

branford, ct by mike87687876 August 21, 2006