lax it

if you where to relax you would lax it

hello mate what u doing 2nyt? u coming out.. nahh mate just guna lax it 2nyt the bitches will have to wait another day

by lewis huxley December 8, 2009

Lax' It

When you join a discord channel with the boys and you hear one of them say, "Bro, you need to lax' it", this means your boys are playing League of Legends.

"Bro, what the fuck?"

"Tommy, you need to lax' it!"

"Shut the fuck up Keith!"

by popemoron February 12, 2020

Lax It Up

The act of asking someone to moisten your penis.

Hey! Lax it up for me!

by hey yo watch it flow April 5, 2010

it's okay i lax

as long as u lax you can do any thing. Good excuse to you use on teachers

Teacher: yelling at whole class

Student: Mrs. or Mr. ..., it's okay I lax

by Brosiden July 10, 2012

laxitive

a substance that you drink/eat. it makes you shit like a horny donkey

moron 1: i took a laxitive last night
moron 2: i bet you shit like a horny donkey.
moron 1: Yes.

by motobuddy October 12, 2006

Laxitute

A female exclusively involved, obsessed with, fascinate about, or date a male Lacrosse player. Common factors of attraction can range from the 'bro's' raging lettuce, sweet lax pinnie, nice shorts, or sick pastels. The common Laxitute can be found along the North Eastern Seaboard, in many hot-bed lacrosse communities.

Branford Winstonworth's Girlfriend is a Laxitute

by So_Much_Lax April 25, 2010

laxitute

A common breed of women who love lacrosse guys, and will fuck anyone who plays it. Seen mostly in box lacrosse in the Greater Vancouver Area.

They wear shirts of the players who they love or just wanna fuck because damn lacrosse players make big money......

There are large colonies in Coquitlam and Port Moody, less commonly seen in Port Coquitlam, and New West.

Dam look at all the chicks here

90% laxitutes

by youseethatcheckthisout August 13, 2009