laxitiva

Pill that turns your poop purple to you can tell Gray's dad to eat it.

I took a laxitiva.
This laxitiva turned my poop purple.
Now Gray's dad likes me because I took a laxitiva.
Gray's dad ate the laxitiva colored purple poop that came from my anal cavity.

by Roberto Pattersono February 6, 2004

laxitive

a substance that you drink/eat. it makes you shit like a horny donkey

moron 1: i took a laxitive last night
moron 2: i bet you shit like a horny donkey.
moron 1: Yes.

by motobuddy October 12, 2006

Laxitive

a person who irritates the crap out of you

Bob is such an laxitive

by Mystic_Snowfang October 7, 2010

Laxitive

1.) one who attacks and quickly retreats, usually maocks from behind a wall or sliding door

2.) one who is too lazy to spell out lacrosse

syn: mentallly impared/retarded

Wow, he is such a laxitive!

by rizzuto129 February 25, 2009

Laxitively

(an emotion) Being to such an extreme as to make you defecate on the spot.

*Jane: I went to Spookers the other night.

John: How was it?

Jane: Laxitively terrifying! (It scared the shit out of me)

*That comedian was Laxitively hilarious (I laughed till I shat)

by Gator_Smack June 21, 2011

._.laxitives._

._.laxitives._ is a TikTok user with almost 1900 followers.

._.laxitives._ created the hashtag #yoonbumsinmybasement, he also makes some pretty awesome videos and is a trans creator. He mostly posts about his life and what he's doing but also has anime and bl as well as videos about his best friend amd crush

Person 1: hey have you heard if the TikTok user ._.laxitives._

Person 2: ya they are my favourite TikToker

by Kiioxxx September 25, 2021

Laxitive

The secret loud house sister known for loving rose toys, being a baddie and hating Lincoln Loud.

Lincoln: In this family, we like to fight over the last slice of pizza, it can be difficult
Lincoln steals the last slice
Laxitive: Lincoln Fucking Loud!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I should get the last slice of pizza, because I carry this family more than you ever will

by Granitehandler July 1, 2025