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laxitiva 

Pill that turns your poop purple to you can tell Gray's dad to eat it.
I took a laxitiva.
This laxitiva turned my poop purple.
Now Gray's dad likes me because I took a laxitiva.
Gray's dad ate the laxitiva colored purple poop that came from my anal cavity.
laxitiva by Roberto Pattersono February 6, 2004
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laxitive 

a substance that you drink/eat. it makes you shit like a horny donkey
moron 1: i took a laxitive last night
moron 2: i bet you shit like a horny donkey.
moron 1: Yes.
laxitive by motobuddy October 12, 2006
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Laxitive 

a person who irritates the crap out of you
Bob is such an laxitive
Laxitive by Mystic_Snowfang October 7, 2010

Laxitive 

1.) one who attacks and quickly retreats, usually maocks from behind a wall or sliding door

2.) one who is too lazy to spell out lacrosse

syn: mentallly impared/retarded
Wow, he is such a laxitive!
Laxitive by rizzuto129 February 25, 2009

Laxitively 

(an emotion) Being to such an extreme as to make you defecate on the spot.
*Jane: I went to Spookers the other night.

John: How was it?

Jane: Laxitively terrifying! (It scared the shit out of me)

*That comedian was Laxitively hilarious (I laughed till I shat)
Laxitively by Gator_Smack June 21, 2011

._.laxitives._ 

._.laxitives._ is a TikTok user with almost 1900 followers.

._.laxitives._ created the hashtag #yoonbumsinmybasement, he also makes some pretty awesome videos and is a trans creator. He mostly posts about his life and what he's doing but also has anime and bl as well as videos about his best friend amd crush
Person 1: hey have you heard if the TikTok user ._.laxitives._

Person 2: ya they are my favourite TikToker
._.laxitives._ by Kiioxxx September 25, 2021

Laxitive 

The secret loud house sister known for loving rose toys, being a baddie and hating Lincoln Loud.
Lincoln: In this family, we like to fight over the last slice of pizza, it can be difficult
Lincoln steals the last slice
Laxitive: Lincoln Fucking Loud!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I should get the last slice of pizza, because I carry this family more than you ever will
Laxitive by Granitehandler July 1, 2025
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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