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Laxitive 

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a person who irritates the crap out of you
Bob is such an laxitive
Laxitive by Mystic_Snowfang October 7, 2010

Laxitive 

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1.) one who attacks and quickly retreats, usually maocks from behind a wall or sliding door

2.) one who is too lazy to spell out lacrosse

syn: mentallly impared/retarded
Wow, he is such a laxitive!
Laxitive by rizzuto129 February 25, 2009

Laxitive 

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The secret loud house sister known for loving rose toys, being a baddie and hating Lincoln Loud.
Lincoln: In this family, we like to fight over the last slice of pizza, it can be difficult
Lincoln steals the last slice
Laxitive: Lincoln Fucking Loud!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I should get the last slice of pizza, because I carry this family more than you ever will
Laxitive by Granitehandler July 1, 2025

laxative 

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what you swallow, or have inserted into the anus, to help loosen the bowels
It is not a good idea to take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
laxative by yorrick hunt February 3, 2008

laxative 

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self-inflected diarrhea
took a laxative last nite and woke up with the screaming shits at 4am
laxative by allygurl829 June 3, 2009

Laxative Lingo 

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The constant barrage of pure, unadulterated lies, misinformation, disinformation and management masterbationand just made up non-sense because of lack of knowledge that is spewed from the mouths of members of management in any given company. Most often, Laxative Lingo is spewed from members of management that are completely incompetent and unqualified to be in their positions and are highly over paid. Many Laxative Lingo spewing managers have achieved their roles because of the Peter Principle.
John: Hey Bill. How are things down in accounting these days?
Bill: How do you think they are? The CFO is an idiot. He can't count to ten and like the rest of management here, spews nothing but Laxative Lingo every time he opens his mount.

John: This is terrible place to work. Thanks for reminding me.
Laxative Lingo by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2013
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