laxitive

a substance that you drink/eat. it makes you shit like a horny donkey
moron 1: i took a laxitive last night
moron 2: i bet you shit like a horny donkey.
moron 1: Yes.
by motobuddy October 12, 2006
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scroteface magee

a scrotum that resembles a person (mostly a celeberity)'s face
Dude, Martin's balls are a scroteface magee, they look like Jennifer Aniston!
by MotoBuddy August 27, 2006
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cock fingers

finger(s) (rarely toes) that resemble a big, juicy, shaven penis
i must have cock fingers, becuase my girlfriend sucked my fingers last night, thinking it was my cock
by motobuddy October 12, 2006
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