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One who walk sideways because his head is too big, although he tried to walk like a retard to try and compensate for his leaning, he just look like his balls itching... All the time, he is a repellent of woman, they run with fear. he breaths to hard too.
there goes latzke, mad cause his brother took another one of his tinder girls .
latzke by GGOTEM July 27, 2017
A pancake made out of potatoes the Jewish like to eat.
The miracle is that these latkes have clogged our arteries for centuries, and yet, we survive.
Latke by Stiffy May 1, 2004

dirty latiker 

The act of jacking off with peanut butter instead of lube
I had a dirty latiker last night
dirty latiker by aintgottimefodat January 1, 2015

Holy Latkes! 

A sarcastic thing to say when a friend of yours (Jewish) says, "HOLY MOTHER OF JESUS!". This only works if you are NOT Jewish.
Jewish Friend: HOLY MOTHER OF JESUS!!
You (Not Jewish): No. You don't get to say that. YOU ARE JEWISH! That would be like me saying "Holy Latkes!"
Holy Latkes! by Bumsquafer February 4, 2008

flying armenian latke 

A sexual term for the act of releiving one's feces onto the back of one's significant other, followed by a belly flop onto the pile of excrement, at which time the feces will be made into a nice flat patty.
Sometimes when my grandma is cooking she rambles about the times that she cooked up the infamous flying armenian latke

tato latkes 

a strange boy who enjoys masterbating after gettin a major irrection from watching his over wieght parents rub eachothers hairy bellys.
whoa u got some tato in u....( its small)
tato latkes by bob February 6, 2005

Latke on the Watke

The action of cooking something small, quick and portable in case of las second persecution...

in other words:
What to do when needing to run away after committing illegal crimes but a girly still needs to eat.
“oh my god i accidentally posted me snorting cocaine on my personal account. I gotta start meal prepping because we going ✈️✈️✈️ latke on the watke”
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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