latzke 

One who walk sideways because his head is too big, although he tried to walk like a retard to try and compensate for his leaning, he just look like his balls itching... All the time, he is a repellent of woman, they run with fear. he breaths to hard too.

there goes latzke, mad cause his brother took another one of his tinder girls .

latzke by GGOTEM July 27, 2017

Latke 

A pancake made out of potatoes the Jewish like to eat.

The miracle is that these latkes have clogged our arteries for centuries, and yet, we survive.

Latke by Stiffy May 1, 2004

dirty latiker 

The act of jacking off with peanut butter instead of lube

I had a dirty latiker last night

dirty latiker by aintgottimefodat January 1, 2015

Holy Latkes! 

A sarcastic thing to say when a friend of yours (Jewish) says, "HOLY MOTHER OF JESUS!". This only works if you are NOT Jewish.

Jewish Friend: HOLY MOTHER OF JESUS!!
You (Not Jewish): No. You don't get to say that. YOU ARE JEWISH! That would be like me saying "Holy Latkes!"

Holy Latkes! by Bumsquafer February 4, 2008

flying armenian latke 

A sexual term for the act of releiving one's feces onto the back of one's significant other, followed by a belly flop onto the pile of excrement, at which time the feces will be made into a nice flat patty.

Sometimes when my grandma is cooking she rambles about the times that she cooked up the infamous flying armenian latke

flying armenian latke by kenny<3 July 28, 2006

tato latkes 

a strange boy who enjoys masterbating after gettin a major irrection from watching his over wieght parents rub eachothers hairy bellys.

whoa u got some tato in u....( its small)

tato latkes by bob February 6, 2005

Latke on the Watke

The action of cooking something small, quick and portable in case of las second persecution...

in other words:
What to do when needing to run away after committing illegal crimes but a girly still needs to eat.

“oh my god i accidentally posted me snorting cocaine on my personal account. I gotta start meal prepping because we going ✈️✈️✈️ latke on the watke”

Latke on the Watke by Crazy MHSers March 28, 2019