bob's definitions

Winky Bag

A tiny ugly little nad sack

A scrotum that is tiny and shrivelled due to extensive radiation exposure and frequent masturbation (wanking)

by Bob March 26, 2005

Malf of Doom

A cool dude that cuts bigheads down, slicks his hair back, shoots down butterflies with a 12-gauge, has been bailed out of jail 12 times, and eats live raw bats. He is known for his hatred of asians and his lack of all reasoning.

I am Malf of Doom!

Don't you want to eat?

No, the Great Malf has other things to do, like blow up toilets! HA HA!

by bob May 2, 2005

Himey

Deragotory word used to describe a human of Jewish background. Made known during Jesse Jackson's 1984 presidential campaigne when he refered to New York city as "Himey-Town".

New York City is Himey-Town.

by Bob November 30, 2004

New York Yankees

The Yankees own everything and everyone- mostly because they have deeeeeeeeeep pockets, and can afford to buy everthing and everyone.

Guy#1"Look, the yankees lost 500 million in the stock market!"
Guy#2"It's ok, they've got billions where that came from!"

by Bob September 29, 2003

pearlman

a person who has no penis that has a MILF

you are a pearlman

by bob May 9, 2003

bob

Aryan in nature being used to name kings and royalty. Meaning better than the rest. Saintly in nature. Saint Robert of England was the first to use the name and from then on only royalty used the name.

King Bob was given saintly hood from the ryal churches of england

by Bob April 7, 2005

traf burger

In actuality this would be a "fart" burger -- yet we need to disguise the initial word to interest others in this fine meal. A traf burger is the process of farting into your own cupped hand and then subsequently placing your hand over the mouth of another.

May I interest you in a traf burger? Sure -- (fart in hand and place on their mouth now!)

by Bob November 13, 2003