1102 definitions by bob

pooter

Dried flowers of the Cannabis sativa plant - often smoked in a pipe or cigarette; sometimes ingested. Origin of this word is rumoured to have arisen from references to the "Poot poot" sound made by Popeye's pipe (what was he smoking?)

Hey Carlo, lets's smoke some pooter.

Last night I got fla-tooter-pootered!

by bob October 29, 2003

red sox

A team habitually 2-4 games behind the yankees- an amazing feat, actually, since they don't own half the US and pay those who warm the pine 5 million a season, like the Evil Empire.

guy#1-"hey look- the yankees lost 500 million in the stock market!"
guy#2-"It's ok- they've got billions more!"

by bob September 30, 2003

goo guzzler

one who inhales semen in massive intakes

His completely whit lips throat and mouth show that Pat is indeed a goo guzzler.

by bob January 28, 2005

hogsnoggler

Someone who snoggles hogs.

That girl is a big hogsnoggler.

by bob March 1, 2005

scrotum breath

one who's breath resembles pungent scrotal odor

get some listerine "scrotum breath"

by bob January 20, 2004

kazaa

a file downloading program. it is a great sorce to download porn.

"When I get home tonight, I am going to download porn on Kazaa."

by bob December 10, 2002

Noonie

A cool person

What a noonie!

by bob December 19, 2003