bob's definitions

snake pig

background - old chinese
cubes of jelly found in chinese restaurants

'shit me, that snake pig jelly was delicious'

by bob January 27, 2005

dropping a deuce

Taking a monstrous shit in all its duce-like spleandor!

Man One :" What's with the grin?"
Man Two: "I just clogged the toilet with my mighty duce!"

by bob February 8, 2005

dweezle

A very cool boy with a rather large genetalia.

Jonathan Is such a dweezle.

by Bob March 2, 2004

cowboy

A person who wears stranglers

by bob September 8, 2003

John Elway

The greatest football quarter-back of all time. Lead the Broncos to 2 back to back Super Bowl wins.

John Elway is the greatest

by Bob February 16, 2004

vbwkedafhreagj

It is the exact time when A person spazes out on a computer keyboard, and the 1-1,456,678,445,675,435,678 chance of hitting those keys in that ord

By smacking Johns head off the keyboard, I hit the
1-1,456,678,445,675,435,678
chance in typing in
vbwkedafhreagj
on my first try. I should play the lottery.

by Bob November 10, 2006

Global village

World connected by computers

The internet

by Bob August 22, 2003