latzen

something seeming odd

friend: he wasn’t being weird

you: please it was so latzen

by yamen December 8, 2021

Lathen

Totally cool guy. Generally gets along with everyone and knows how to make people laugh. He is charismatic and well admired by his friends and family. Often does what he wants and is considered a legend.

Girl : I met a hero today. His name was Lathen

Girl 2 : No way that hero is my husband!

by eurogurl9 July 2, 2018

latenci

stealing a pack without giving credit

Person 1: "Hey I need a new resourcepack? Make me one?"
Person 2: "Here I will pull a latenci and find you one"

by Vacity August 4, 2017

Latency

Latency is a term used for the time it takes for a packet of data to be sent by an application, travel to and be recieved by another application. Higher latency means longer time taken, meaning more delay of the requested action.

-Wow, you have really high latency!

-So that's why my internet is so slow!

by Zelpher March 6, 2009

Latent Gay

Latent Gay. Someone who is transparently gay but believes himself to be straight. Spends all of his time shopping and drinking coffee with straight women who see him as a friend. Wears lots of salmon pink clothes. Inspite of being gay, talks constantly about which woman he'd like to fuck. Often overherd making very stupid, xenophobic/racist comments.

"Have you seen the tits on (generic female name) - she's a shag. BTW I'm going shopping"

"Hey, we could go to the bar, but I fancy a nice hot black coffee inside me"

"Oh, my, GOD! Did you see those two dykes just then, they were soooo ugly"

Latent Gay

by Super Keith McCann March 10, 2007

George Lazenby

Australian born actor given the difficult task of being the first non-Connery 007. Much hated by many who haven't read On Her Majesty's Secret Service, he had the doubly difficult task of being the only Bond to genuinely fall for a girl, a trait that goes against a regular Bond story.

Used to be the Malboro man before being chosen to play Bond. Was actually asked to make a second Bond, but turned it down himself- a move he would later regard as the worst of his life. Recently got into Pierce Brosnan's bad books when the press overheard a comment he said about Pierce.

His Bond movie, On Her Majesty's Secret Service, is perhaps Bond's most vulnerable film, but still manages to balance a love story with a thriller action piece about a plot to contaminate England's livestock and other food sources.

Guy 1: Dude that George Lazenby sucked. He needs a chick to save him from thugs? come on!

Guy 2: Yeah, but his only contact had been murdered and he had barely survived the trip down the mountain. You'd be pretty shook up too if you went through that.

Guy 1: Connery could have handled it. Even Daulton could have breezed it.

Guy 2: Yeah, and look at how Connery was in Diamonds are Forever- talking to Blofeld like he hadn't just killed his WIFE! I like Connery, but even he shouldn't have touched DaF.

Guy 1: Yeah, true dat.

by Bubblybrook July 25, 2006

zero latency

Something that begins without delay.

Sandy: Tom and Jill sat down and started working on that project immediately after it was assigned!

Bill: Yep, they are the company's zero latency team!

by dinglebury August 6, 2010