A sexy girl that pulls boys and girls. She's very athletic and smart. Is the center of attention when she walks in the room. Always throws up gang signs.
A term used in the online game Combat Arms to describe a person that is always looking for something to complain about. Usually based on stupid and no-sense arguments that involve bullshit and hypocrisy.
*match starts*
*Player1 kills Player2 with a G36E*
Player2: Omg overpowered noob Player1: How am I being overpowered..?
Player2: Your gun makes too much damage!!
Player1: But you are using 3 turrets, 2 helicopters, a ship and 2 attached miniguns
Player2: It doesn't matter.!! Your character has got more speed, speed hoe!!
Player1: You have got more than me, actually..
Player2: B-BUT YOU ARE LAGGING!!!
Player1: Wow, you are such a lansboen
Player2: SHUT UP OVERPOWERED LAGGING SPEED HOE!
Player1: *sigh*
The sad and romantic boat you and your friends rode in minecraft on the land. It was slow and zombies were after you but it was the best landboat in land and boat history. Everyone cried when it broke :'(
You:"I love riding the landboat with you,"
friend:"this is great"
you:"we may die but its worth it"
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppymetrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."