landboner 

When a man has a boner and he has to figure out a way to get rid of it and he fucks the ground to get his rocks off

Man yesterday I had a landboner and it was the best thing ever

landboner by Dickteeth April 1, 2019

Landover Baptist 

The greatest trolls to ever inhabit the internet!

The Landover Baptist webpage is a web page devoted to making grossly exagerated statements of religious zeal in order to expose some of the ridiculous beliefs of some fundamentalist christian churches. They pretend to be highly religious, while at the same time mocking religion by using it against itself. They are so good at what they do, they are often misunderstood.

The church is fictional.

When the Landover Baptists post videos on youtube, most people don't know its a joke.

Most people can't tell that the Landover Baptist are not a real church group.

Landover Baptist by Mr green April 29, 2013

landover 

An area in PG county Maryland. which is home to a lot of "hoods" in Maryland. Which are two five(2-5), kentland(KLZ), palmer park, woodland park, Cheverly terrace(CTC), Glenarden and lots more. Landover is also the most hyped hood at the GOGO.

Landover landover landover!!! we taking ova. I heard them niggaz from landover.

landover by Nitty July 9, 2007

Londoner

Someone who was born and raised in the English capital city that is London. More than not, often associated with people hailing from more central and well known areas such as Wesminster, it does often include people from the West, East, North and South suburbs though.

If you are a cockney, you are a Londoner, but if you are a Londoner, you do not have to be a cockney.

Person 1: "Are you a Londoner?"

Person 2: "I live in Ealing, so yeah I am. Are you?"

Person 1: "I live on the outskirts, techinally in Hertfordshire but I would say I'm a Londoner."

Person 2: "No. No you're not."

Londoner by a m y // May 11, 2006

Landover Baptist 

A Christian fundamentalist website for "true Christians". The "unsaved are unwelcome."

Has strong opinions against Jews, Democrats, Catholics, Muslims, Hindus, Buddhists, Liberals, poor people, homosexuals, television, blacks, the French, pagans, atheists, and Cat Stevens.

Believes Pixar is an evil propaganda machine controlled by homosexuals.

The church makes most of its profits from website hits and selling "What would Jesus do?" thongs.

Landover Baptist: Where the Worthwhile Worship. Unsaved Unwelcome.

Landover Baptist by TheEye5000 January 8, 2005

Londoner

Someone who lives in London.

Londoner by Paul August 17, 2003

lauboner 

An involuntary erection caused by scrolling through the social media accounts of Lauren Mayberry

"Bloody hell laddie, I got a right lauboner last night."

lauboner by Mrrobot7891 August 6, 2020