LandBoat

The sad and romantic boat you and your friends rode in minecraft on the land. It was slow and zombies were after you but it was the best landboat in land and boat history. Everyone cried when it broke :'(

You:"I love riding the landboat with you,"
friend:"this is great"
you:"we may die but its worth it"

by beetea April 25, 2019

Landboating

A verb; the act of hitching a boat to a vehicle and driving said vehicle around on local streets while people in the boat are partying.

"Hey Mark! My neighbor just got a boat! Do you want to go landboating down Mentor Avenue?

by No Such Luck May 31, 2010

Landboat

A fat lass who is ugly as sin. Usually encountered and found fuckable while on the verge of blacking out.

Dude 1: "Man last night I was fucked up"
Dude 2: "Man your telling me, I nearly fucked a landboat!"

by Metalherb420 August 17, 2012