LANICOW

what you say to a bum bitch that doesn't know what the fuck they talking bout.

Jan: I heard that Tommy was selling feet picks to his grandpa, and his grandpa thought he was a 30 year old French nurse.
Me: LANICOW! You so dumb hoe, it wasn't his grandpa, it was my grandpa.

by summeree October 22, 2020

Landcow

A mythical behemoth that consumes all in its path. Its appetite cannot be sated, and it is said to be the harbinger of end times.

Dave is avoiding going home at all cost. Says his wife is a Landcow.

by Mr David landau November 19, 2020