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Langared
Not just a hangover. A self-induced descent into a state of utter wretchedness caused by the debauched consumption of enough intoxicants the previous evening to make even Ozzy Osbourne think twice. The law of gravity states that what goes up must come down; sometimes there's a whole lot of down. If you gave up on praying to get better several hours ago and are instead praying for death, congratulations! You have been Langared.
Langston Rendell
Langston Rendell by Jim J.M. Milton April 24, 2022
four seasons total landscaping
A landscaping firm in Philadelphia that also caters as a press conference site for failing election campaigns. Conveniently located next to a crematorium and an adult book store. Not to be confused with the Four Seasons hotel in the same city.
Candidate: Man, I need a place to hold a press conference for my failing campaign.
Campaign staff: Why don't you try the Four Seasons hotel?
Candidate: Nah, they declined. I already said I was gonna hold a press conference there on Twitter.
Campaign staff: Why don't you try Four Seasons Total Landscaping in Philadelphia?
Candidate: You mean that landscaping firm located next to a crematorium and an adult book store?
Campaign staff: Absolutely, it's the best metaphor for your campaign!
Campaign staff: Why don't you try the Four Seasons hotel?
Candidate: Nah, they declined. I already said I was gonna hold a press conference there on Twitter.
Campaign staff: Why don't you try Four Seasons Total Landscaping in Philadelphia?
Candidate: You mean that landscaping firm located next to a crematorium and an adult book store?
Campaign staff: Absolutely, it's the best metaphor for your campaign!
four seasons total landscaping by AdmiralSupreme November 8, 2020
Langarjeet
Another word for pajeet sikhs who take donations(money and cooking machinery) from hindus and then shame and flaunt about feeding same hindus for eating food when hindus come to sikh temples out of respect for sikh gurus.
Langarjeet by Pajeetslayer September 13, 2023
Lanasexual
Lanasexuality is romantic or sexual attraction or behavior toward Lana Parrilla/Evil Queen of Once Upon a Time. The term is especially used in the context of human sexual attraction to denote romantic or sexual feelings toward Lana Parrilla. The problem arises when a female may actually consider themselves straight just sexually or romantically attracted to Lana Parrilla. There may be some conflicting feelings for the female to deal with. They may also go through a period of Regalsis
Nelly- I was just on Tiny Chat with Katie and she's freaking
Marguerite- What's wrong with her?
Samantha- She's trying to sort out all these feels for Lana Parrilla
Marguerite- What's wrong with that?
Nelly- She thinks she may be Lanasexual
Samantha- Oh...
Nelly- me too.
Marguerite- What's wrong with her?
Samantha- She's trying to sort out all these feels for Lana Parrilla
Marguerite- What's wrong with that?
Nelly- She thinks she may be Lanasexual
Samantha- Oh...
Nelly- me too.
Lanasexual by NellyPheenix November 27, 2012
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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