Langs 

A disease which can lead to severe autism, limited motor skills, a capped ability to function and the tendency to full moon. It is advised to stay away from a person who has contracted langs as it is fairly contagious, if you start to display symptoms do the right thing and leave.

Person 1: oh god what’s wrong with him?!
Person 2: he’s got the langs

Person 1: OH FUCK

Langs by yaboiaj November 10, 2019

Boi Langs 

A male human who hits inanimate objects, and acts cool afterwards. Langs is a short from for langgar, which is "hit" in Street Malay.

Boi Langs, Aizal Fikri

Boi Langs by Boi Nangs May 9, 2011

Langared 

Not just a hangover. A self-induced descent into a state of utter wretchedness caused by the debauched consumption of enough intoxicants the previous evening to make even Ozzy Osbourne think twice. The law of gravity states that what goes up must come down; sometimes there's a whole lot of down. If you gave up on praying to get better several hours ago and are instead praying for death, congratulations! You have been Langared.

A: Has anyone seen my car keys, my phone or the tattered remains of my dignity?

B: You look fucking Langared mate!

Langared by El Cunto August 18, 2013

Langston Rendell 

Dumbass who threw his ID at Tyler, The Creator one time.

This dumbass has a fucking slave name.. Langston Rendell..

Langston Rendell by Jim J.M. Milton April 24, 2022

four seasons total landscaping

A landscaping firm in Philadelphia that also caters as a press conference site for failing election campaigns. Conveniently located next to a crematorium and an adult book store. Not to be confused with the Four Seasons hotel in the same city.

Candidate: Man, I need a place to hold a press conference for my failing campaign.
Campaign staff: Why don't you try the Four Seasons hotel?
Candidate: Nah, they declined. I already said I was gonna hold a press conference there on Twitter.
Campaign staff: Why don't you try Four Seasons Total Landscaping in Philadelphia?
Candidate: You mean that landscaping firm located next to a crematorium and an adult book store?
Campaign staff: Absolutely, it's the best metaphor for your campaign!

four seasons total landscaping by AdmiralSupreme November 8, 2020

Langarjeet

Another word for pajeet sikhs who take donations(money and cooking machinery) from hindus and then shame and flaunt about feeding same hindus for eating food when hindus come to sikh temples out of respect for sikh gurus.

Langarjeet: we are only 2% of indian population but we feed 98% hindus in india.

Langarjeet by Pajeetslayer September 13, 2023

Lanasexual 

Lanasexuality is romantic or sexual attraction or behavior toward Lana Parrilla/Evil Queen of Once Upon a Time. The term is especially used in the context of human sexual attraction to denote romantic or sexual feelings toward Lana Parrilla. The problem arises when a female may actually consider themselves straight just sexually or romantically attracted to Lana Parrilla. There may be some conflicting feelings for the female to deal with. They may also go through a period of Regalsis

Nelly- I was just on Tiny Chat with Katie and she's freaking
Marguerite- What's wrong with her?
Samantha- She's trying to sort out all these feels for Lana Parrilla
Marguerite- What's wrong with that?
Nelly- She thinks she may be Lanasexual
Samantha- Oh...
Nelly- me too.

Lanasexual by NellyPheenix November 27, 2012