(1) A large wooden staff used to beat common sense into those around you.

(2) A term used to reference a level of destruction or table flip.
"Damn, Godzilla has written off Tokyo , he's up there with Langstaff." or wow he just pulled off a 6 Langstaffs table flip.
by C_mercenary June 23, 2014
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Originated from the name, erectus-maximux-penisus, from roman times. Describes or explains penis that is the opposite colour of the owners skin.
Tupac penis is langstaffe. It is very white.
by Ass Eater March 11, 2005
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