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langstaff

(1) A large wooden staff used to beat common sense into those around you.

(2) A term used to reference a level of destruction or table flip.
"Damn, Godzilla has written off Tokyo , he's up there with Langstaff." or wow he just pulled off a 6 Langstaffs table flip.
by C_mercenary June 23, 2014
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Nick longstaffe

So what’s Ted been up to?

He just Nick longstaffe it…
by Marc Campbell October 30, 2023
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Matt Longstaff

Matthew Phillip Longstaff is a well known gay fashion icon on the Isle of Man. He has designed many ranges that have been a success on the island itself and in mainland Britain. He is a party animal, and it is common knowledge that he has many active homoseuxal partners
Wow, did you see Matt Longstaffs new range? Its awesome!
by Ssoulle July 18, 2009
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Langsta

Not a gangsta, not a wangsta, but a Langsta. A Langsta differs from gangsta and wangsta because it can be used to describe any person of any skin colour. A Langsta is not someone who shoots people (at least not in real life). The langsta's are a group of intelligent young to middle aged men and women devoted to improving online gaming and creating a community that will be the most friendly and well-known group of people out there. I myself being a Langsta, I know what it takes to be a Langsta, not anyone can just become one. You must feel it. You must be yourself.
The Langstas site is where the puddin's at.

The Langstas roxor my soxorz.
by Spike Spiegel January 24, 2005
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Longstaff

Has a monster cock which he inflicts on numerous females in one sitting.
This guy is going to do a Longstaff on these girls.
by Bradley Longstaff August 7, 2022
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langstaffe

Originated from the name, erectus-maximux-penisus, from roman times. Describes or explains penis that is the opposite colour of the owners skin.
Tupac penis is langstaffe. It is very white.
by Ass Eater May 13, 2005
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longstaffe

The king of all genitals, big penis, monster, long, thick. Great porn name, cock,
He has a longstaffe, his longstaffe is a monster, longstaffe comes from royality!
by kingkodiak August 30, 2010
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