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Lamposting
Originating from East Oakland in the 90s. Meaning you are chilling very steadily; most likely at your house - or anywhere where you are solo. Posted up like a lamp.
Austin: Hey cuddy, what are you up to?
Cam: Nothin at all - just lampostin gat the spot .
Cam: Im finna be lamposting all day and watch the Sopranos.
Dylan: Thats dope bruh - hit me up tomorrow.
Cam: Nothin at all - just lampostin gat the spot .
Cam: Im finna be lamposting all day and watch the Sopranos.
Dylan: Thats dope bruh - hit me up tomorrow.
Lamposting by c.harris April 18, 2018
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blue lagooning by Benny the Red April 16, 2015
tampooning
the act of using a soiled tampon, yours or another's (eww), as a calling card...usually flinging it against an object making it stick to said object
"That Teresa is one fucked up bitch. She was at Jenny's place, got pissed at her and ended up tampooning the living room wall. What a temper she has."
tampooning by Steven January 1, 2008
Lucy Tampooning
verb: to float down a creek on a often homemade inflatable raft for a minimum of at least 4 hours.Named after one of the original rafts. Particularly popular in small towns where there aren't many things to do for fun. Lucy Tampooning is almost always done under the influence of marijuana and/or alcoholic beverages.
The snow is melting, it will be lucy tampooning season soon.
I cant wait for it to rain, the creek isnt high enough to go lucy tampooning.
Roll a blunt its tampooning time
I cant wait for it to rain, the creek isnt high enough to go lucy tampooning.
Roll a blunt its tampooning time
Lucy Tampooning by nickysmalls June 20, 2011
Tampooning
The act of inserting a tampon into the orifice of a second individual. Does not necessarily imply consent or indicate which orifice.
Origin: tampon + poon + harpooning = tampooning
Origin: tampon + poon + harpooning = tampooning
Tampooning by Scrotash July 16, 2011
lampoontang
A term used to define having relations with somebody without due care and attention for your standards and/or pride. May risk severely damaged ego the night after.
lampoontang by TooCasual June 1, 2011
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
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Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
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