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Cole lamontange 

They are often very afraid of the world very awkward and unusual, they are weird and very very strange. If you were to see one you could tell they are a cole, coles typically a gay curly haired Asian
Hey look over there it’s a bitch drinking some yogurt oh it’s just a cole lamontange
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lampooning 

A verb meaning to take the Micky of someone, causing them to feel sad,misunderstood or lonely
Awe are your children lampooning you how hilarious
lampooning by Aweeeeepw January 5, 2017

Lagoontang 

Noun

1. A woman who upon exiting the saltwater has seaweed, kelp and several small invertebrates trapped in the gusset of her bikini bottoms. This ecosystem should remain living there for no less than 2 days.

2. A term used to describe a woman's vagina that emanates the sulfuric stench combined with the fishiness of lagoon water.
"When I pulled off her bikini bottoms, the smell from her lagoontang was reminiscent of trips to the beach as a kid. Hey, there's spongebob!"
Lagoontang by billebllunt December 11, 2013
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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