Steven's definitions

laced up

To knock someone out with one good punch to the head.

Yo' bitch, you gonna get LACED UP right here if you don't back off me.

by Steven September 8, 2003

Omegasexual

Omegasexual is the state of being where everything lusts after you. It does not denote your sexual preferance, but rather, denotes other peoples sexual preferance tward you, wether they are heterosexual, homosexual, bisexual, or even metrosexual.

John is so hot that he is Omegasexual.

by Steven June 24, 2006

billpay

A type of website that lets you pay your bills online, especially using funds from your bank account. Offered by most banks for a small monthly fee.

I just payed my phone bill, insurance bill, and rent all online using my bank's billpay website.

by Steven January 1, 2004

Too bad she has AIDS

A classic "I Did Your Mom Last Night" block. Used to intimidate bullies, with a quick comeback.

Guy: Dude, I Did your mom Last Night.

Guy: Well, too bad she has aids.

by steven May 13, 2005

dece

Shortened form of "Decent" but can also be used as a form of greeting. It lets the person know that you are glad to see them.

You walk into your friends car and istead of saying watsup, you say "dece" it implies whatsup, I am ready to go.

by Steven June 14, 2004

Gerk

1. Verb; To play MTG.
2. Adjective; to be of the quality of the city of Lemoore.
3. Noun; A name.
4. Verb; to throw witty insults at someone of lower intelligence, equivalent to the physical abuse of stoning.

1. Were you "Gerking" earlier?
2. Wow, that hit just reeks of "Gerk"
3. Have you seen "Gerk" lately?
4. That retard just got "Gerked"!

by Steven January 14, 2004

The Feeling

1. The feeling of affection that starts at your heart then surges through your whole body and then hits your stomach as if your stomach is filled with butterflies.
3. One of the greatest things a person feels
2. A strong, glimps feeling of love

"Steven gets The Feeling everytime he sees, feels, or thinks of Jacqui"

by Steven March 20, 2004