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tampooning 

the act of using a soiled tampon, yours or another's (eww), as a calling card...usually flinging it against an object making it stick to said object
"That Teresa is one fucked up bitch. She was at Jenny's place, got pissed at her and ended up tampooning the living room wall. What a temper she has."
tampooning by Steven January 1, 2008
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Tampooning 

The act of inserting a tampon into the orifice of a second individual. Does not necessarily imply consent or indicate which orifice.

Origin: tampon + poon + harpooning = tampooning
When my girlfriend is too drunk to change her maxipad it's time to go tampooning!
Tampooning by Scrotash July 16, 2011

tampooning 

Tampooning is when you stick a tampon in someones vag to fish for blood clots
Man 1: i went tampooning the other day and caught a clot
tampooning by Poohdeb July 9, 2017

Lucy Tampooning 

verb: to float down a creek on a often homemade inflatable raft for a minimum of at least 4 hours.Named after one of the original rafts. Particularly popular in small towns where there aren't many things to do for fun. Lucy Tampooning is almost always done under the influence of marijuana and/or alcoholic beverages.
The snow is melting, it will be lucy tampooning season soon.

I cant wait for it to rain, the creek isnt high enough to go lucy tampooning.

Roll a blunt its tampooning time
Lucy Tampooning by nickysmalls June 20, 2011

Trampoosing 

Walking with extreme difficulty due to the prevailing conditions underfoot. Having to expend large amounts of energy walking through deep snow or heavy mud.
We’ll be trampoosing, the snows waist deep.
Trampoosing by AKACroatalin January 8, 2017

Tampobling 

(noun) an artistic string of metallic or porcelain beads added to the string of a inserted tampon.
Hey Girl, since your Aunt Flow is in town we should make the best of this bloody situation. Please come over tonight and I’ll get my tweezers out and jazz up that tampon string with some “Tampobling”.
Tampobling by kerb-stirer November 2, 2013

Tamponing 

When you are being cock blocked by a female or anyone with a pussy
yo i cant believe you would be tamponing me when i was talking to that girl
Tamponing by The Nite Timer August 27, 2009
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
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just fokin missing her

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me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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