lakme 

Woah Woah Woah , be carfuel, you may coma across some important sens pe aici. Lakme want a guy,NO A MAN, that has 196 centimeters ,listens to the best romanian sound genre,MANELE, is strong , has GLE COUPE(that is a car you poor peasant), wants to have 3 kids with her,has iphone, and will let her get fucking drunk at petreceri

A: Wow you totally blacked out last night
sclavu: Yeah,i pulled a lakme

lakme by ostiipaiaculupu November 30, 2021

Lake Zurich High School 

Lake Zurich High School is a huge school of over 2,000 students that is located in NW Illinois. It won some bullshit football and cheerleader competitions and has a bunch of clubs that only the nerds know about. However it recently became famous for two huge scandals. The first was in the fall of 2016 where football players were charged with hazing and making younger player perform sexual acts and do really sick shit. Several lawsuits by the parents were filled against the school. The second was in March, 2017, when a huge sexting scandal of hundreds of HS girls that included over 700 very nasty and slutty nude and porn photos where found when some dumb kid created a Google Doc online that included the school's address. All the naughty girls were talked to and warned not to be such attention seeking hoes and sluts or at least be quieter about being such naughty hoes. No charges were filled and some parents even complained that their poor naughty hoe daughters were being harassed.

Lake Zurich High School sucks but sure has a whole lot of serious hoes and weird sexual shit going on there.

Lake Zurich High School by oceancats March 21, 2017

The Mother Lake

A fictional body of water where many female actors, singers, performers, or other artists are jokingly presumed to have created or prepared their best work, which is then celebrated and discussed by their respective fan communities on social media. The phrase derived from Twitter users, particularly within online queer communities, speculating that their favorite female artists came up with their work through divine or spiritual intervention at this particular body of water. The visual description of the “Mother Lake” is open to interpretation - some view it as simply an enigmatic wooden dock on a mist-shrouded pond - others envision it as a sapphic 80’s Summer Camp on a lake populated by canoes and a serene sunset. It is thought that the “Mother Lake” contains healing or regenerative properties, which female artists harness as a source of energy to create what their fans consider flawless or excellent work.

Friend: “Have you listened to Fiona Apple’s album ‘Fetch the Bolt Cutters’?”

Me: Of course, she took a dip at the Mother Lake before writing that album.

The Mother Lake by pseudonymicbran May 4, 2022

Lake Wobegonorrhea 

The STD that people got from listening to Garrison Keillor too long.

"My doctor diagnosed me with Lake Wobegonorrhea," said the wife to the husband, "because I listened to Garrison Keillor too much on NPR."

Lake Wobegonorrhea by NiraMillson November 28, 2016

Lake Lice

Jet skis or small fast moving personal water craft. Generally found on waterways traveling at high speeds with no purpose or direction. Some lake lice show total disregard for safety and boating etiquette so that they can catch air off a boats wake. The more peaceful a lake or large pond may be the more likely it is to be infested with lake lice.

Most fisherman enjoy the earliest parts of the day on a lake because the lake lice have yet to become active.

Lake Lice by Loaded Potato August 2, 2020

Villas On Lake Travis 

A beautiful Luxurious apartment building on Lake Travis known for its Amber Trout. Stay away from these stinky fish. That slimey thing jumped in my boat and bit me, I had to seek medical attention. Do Not eat this fish, its mushy, sucretes greenish yellow fluid and you will get sick!

{Amber Trout} {Villas on Lake Travis}

Villas On Lake Travis by Phat Dick Nick December 15, 2016

Drag the Lake 

searching the water for a body

you can drag the lake, but you won’t find me

Drag the Lake by Drag the Lake March 20, 2019