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A kwief, the sound of which is muffled by a flaccid penis that is inside of, or blocking the opening of the vagina.

Shortly after outstanding sex, diane let out a kwuffle, causing her and jack to roll over and laugh uncontrollably, which resulted in diane letting out a kwief.

kwuffle by babyjack January 5, 2010

Words you can keep

knuffle

A hug (or cuddle). The original Dutch word 'knuffel' was deemed to be English sounding enough to be fully incorporated. Knuffle sounds the same and means the same.

I gave janet a big knuffle during the full moon.

knuffle by StartRunning March 30, 2010

Related Words

kwuffle • knuffles • Kwaffle • knuffle bunny • Knuffler • kruffles • kuffle • kuffler • kwiffle

Kwaffle

1. The lord of all waffles. deriving from the union of king and waffle. king+waffle=kwaffle.
2.A uber, amazingly delicious waffle.
3. Waffle royalty.

Today, just an ordinary waffle, but soon i shal become Kwaffle and rule over all over waffles!

Kwaffle by Fritzxcore January 28, 2007

Knuffler

The master of seat sniffing, knows all the vintage smells and flavours and can distinguish the scent of multiple ethnicities. Has a particular Penchant for sweaty crack - prefers males

Knuffler extraordinary, Liam Johnson, considered to be the founder and master of knuffling, is a true knuffling professional, bouncing around the office from one cubicle to the next

Knuffler by Ruby miner September 12, 2020

knuffles

Definition : knuffles = cuddles

background : WINMX... /action knuffles (someone).

Sam knuffles Lei all night long.

knuffles by yup September 5, 2004

Knuffle bunny

A bag of dope that is jettisoned in response to approaching authority figures and is later recovered or serendipitously discovered by another drug user. Knuffle bunny habitat includes city parks and playgrounds.

On her way to school Jane spotted a fat Knuffle bunny in the sand under the slide.

Knuffle bunny by charlesmarx September 15, 2009

Kwaffle

A Kwaffle is an amazing word to descirbe a wench who just ate the rest of the custard in your gelati.
This one is a union of "Cunt" and "Waffle"
The "K" gives it something extra.
Not to be confused with "Quaffle", which is some ball in harry potter or something.

Rizz: "What is that old man doing over there?"
Shannon: "What old man?"
Rizz: *steals custard*
Shannon: "You kwaffle!"

Kwaffle by John Bach July 2, 2006

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026