A kwief, the sound of which is muffled by a flaccid penis that is inside of, or blocking the opening of the vagina.
Shortly after outstanding sex, diane let out a kwuffle, causing her and jack to roll over and laugh uncontrollably, which resulted in diane letting out a kwief.
by babyjack January 5, 2010
Get the kwuffle mug.A hug (or cuddle). The original Dutch word 'knuffel' was deemed to be English sounding enough to be fully incorporated. Knuffle sounds the same and means the same.
by StartRunning March 30, 2010
Get the knuffle mug.1. The lord of all waffles. deriving from the union of king and waffle. king+waffle=kwaffle.
2.A uber, amazingly delicious waffle.
3. Waffle royalty.
2.A uber, amazingly delicious waffle.
3. Waffle royalty.
by Fritzxcore January 28, 2007
Get the Kwaffle mug.The master of seat sniffing, knows all the vintage smells and flavours and can distinguish the scent of multiple ethnicities. Has a particular Penchant for sweaty crack - prefers males
Knuffler extraordinary, Liam Johnson, considered to be the founder and master of knuffling, is a true knuffling professional, bouncing around the office from one cubicle to the next
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Get the knuffles mug.A bag of dope that is jettisoned in response to approaching authority figures and is later recovered or serendipitously discovered by another drug user. Knuffle bunny habitat includes city parks and playgrounds.
by charlesmarx September 15, 2009
Get the Knuffle bunny mug.A Kwaffle is an amazing word to descirbe a wench who just ate the rest of the custard in your gelati.
This one is a union of "Cunt" and "Waffle"
The "K" gives it something extra.
Not to be confused with "Quaffle", which is some ball in harry potter or something.
This one is a union of "Cunt" and "Waffle"
The "K" gives it something extra.
Not to be confused with "Quaffle", which is some ball in harry potter or something.
Rizz: "What is that old man doing over there?"
Shannon: "What old man?"
Rizz: *steals custard*
Shannon: "You kwaffle!"
Shannon: "What old man?"
Rizz: *steals custard*
Shannon: "You kwaffle!"
by John Bach July 2, 2006
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