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A measurement of one's genital size, usually male. The size falls in between tiny and microscopic.
Dude, you're dick is so small, it's a Lei!

I have Lei's dick, I need surgery!
by whatdidItellyou May 30, 2011
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When you think up something brilliantly righteous while baked.
X: I had this great highdea last night
Y: You clearly were philosopher stoned.
by TripleWest September 03, 2012
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a closet homosexual who enjoys fashion shows and eating man meat. very insecure about themselves.
i put on a front by being married, but i really like sausage in my diet! i'm just like lei!
by Captain Owns Alot October 30, 2010
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Beautiful garland around Hawaiian girls neck. Or Hawaiian word for a garland or wreath.

Children and sweethearts are poetically referred to as "lei"
Lei of plumeria flowers
by xenator October 27, 2008
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An adjective derived from a famous woman's name who was a patient at Bedlam, the well known insane asylum. This term can be used to classify a female who is overly violent or manly and has control over lesser nerdy males.
I say, that girl over there is acting quite Lei.

My dear friend, You are being Lei!

what a Lei girl.
by Hobbie September 24, 2006
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Someone who has that spark to them. Someone who can make you smile on the most horriblest day. The first person who you will always call. She doesn't talk much to people, but loves them more than she could express it. She has that smile that will complete you. Her body has you potray her as something she is not, but once you see her personality, it will make you fall in love with her over and over again.
You just have to love Lei.
by Ccredy123 October 05, 2015
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a clothing line, standing for Life Energy Intelligence,

often worn by women named lei, leigh, leichelle, leia... etc
usually real hotties
Man did you see Leichelle in that LEI shirt, ah shit I think I just wet myself
by Luke S. May 30, 2006
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