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Fuckalong Cassidy 

The twin brother of the fictional cowboy hero, Hopalong Cassidy, created in the 1930s, who was also famous for his good deeds and who became the first X-rated porn cowboy and was therefore the black sheep of their fictional family.
Fuckalong Cassidy also had a wooden leg like his brother but it did not preclude him from extended and impressive sexual performances with the barely clad damsels in distress he was fond of rescuing.

kuckmonger

a dude who acts straight but secretly is submissive to bbc or 3 mm defeaters
Damn, Gabriel is cool to hang out with but i know he’s an absolute kuckmonger to Tyrone’s dick
kuckmonger by Kimmy123 December 4, 2021

suckalongmydingdong 

The best reference to telling someone to fuck off or suck your dick. Also a very good source of entertainment in church.
As Jesus said in the Bible "suckalongmydingdong you dirty Jews"

kickaling 

when attemping to tickle somebody with your feet.
ahhh! stop it your kickaling me!
kickaling by garraofthefunk June 14, 2009

knuckaling 

It's jerking off but squeezing really really hard to where your knuckles are popping
I was knuckaling to the thought of you mom last night

Angry Kuckling 

Schüler einer Klasse mit extremem Aggressionspotential, dass sich durch langweiligen Unterricht speziell nach der Mittagszeit entfaltet und in Wutausbrüche mit einem roten Kopf ausarten kann.
It's past lunchtime. He's becoming an angry Kuckling again.