kuckalong

a baby which is crawling with a dirty stinky dirty diaper.

"It's baby kuckalong.

by Atsepmet February 23, 2008

Fuckalong Cassidy

The twin brother of the fictional cowboy hero, Hopalong Cassidy, created in the 1930s, who was also famous for his good deeds and who became the first X-rated porn cowboy and was therefore the black sheep of their fictional family.

Fuckalong Cassidy also had a wooden leg like his brother but it did not preclude him from extended and impressive sexual performances with the barely clad damsels in distress he was fond of rescuing.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 26, 2021

kuckmonger

a dude who acts straight but secretly is submissive to bbc or 3 mm defeaters

Damn, Gabriel is cool to hang out with but i know he’s an absolute kuckmonger to Tyrone’s dick

by Kimmy123 December 4, 2021

suckalongmydingdong

The best reference to telling someone to fuck off or suck your dick. Also a very good source of entertainment in church.

As Jesus said in the Bible "suckalongmydingdong you dirty Jews"

by Mike Crotch Itches May 11, 2013

kickaling

when attemping to tickle somebody with your feet.

ahhh! stop it your kickaling me!

by garraofthefunk June 14, 2009

knuckaling

It's jerking off but squeezing really really hard to where your knuckles are popping

I was knuckaling to the thought of you mom last night

by Mr bum on coney Island May 4, 2024

Angry Kuckling

Schüler einer Klasse mit extremem Aggressionspotential, dass sich durch langweiligen Unterricht speziell nach der Mittagszeit entfaltet und in Wutausbrüche mit einem roten Kopf ausarten kann.

It's past lunchtime. He's becoming an angry Kuckling again.

by 333EuroSatan June 7, 2018