kuckmonger

a dude who acts straight but secretly is submissive to bbc or 3 mm defeaters

Damn, Gabriel is cool to hang out with but i know he’s an absolute kuckmonger to Tyrone’s dick

by Kimmy123 December 4, 2021

fuckmonger

one whos conversations are always about sexual actions, ideas or experiences - most likely caused due to some childhood expieriencces and an abnormal development - but in real life most times those folks are most romantic (and jet limitless perverted) but dont enjoy the herassment of others but the exploration...

"you fuckmonger! stop it! we want to watch the damn movie! everytime you´re talking about your heini or my girls titts - hey we all know theyre hot so get your own one - daaaamn!"

"honey why are we still hanging around this immature fuck?"

"cause he´s a nice guy and somewhat funny - don´t be so hard on him and slip your fingers into my panties"

by PRtelekinesis January 22, 2010

fuckmonger

One who loves to be among people fucking,without fucking oneself.

I only go to these parties to get high and be a fuckmonger,no im not gonna pull your wifes hair for you.

by Trace Thaggard March 17, 2005

Cuckmonger

One who sells products to those anxious about their masculinity, or products that promise to confer masculinity. Masculinity is often coded as: patriotism, nationalism, militarism, or conservatism. Products marketed to be gender-affirming (masculine) or to aid in gender conformity as performance.

"Steve, what is up with your diaper bag?"

"You dig it? It's a TACTICAL diaper bag. It has the same silent velcro SWAT teams use!"

"No Steve. I do not on any level dig it. Stop making cuckmongers rich with your masculinity anxiety. You know that shit's contagious right"?
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"Did you know Bounce makes dryer sheets for men"?

"What a bunch of cuckmongers."

by NoTimeforInfinity July 26, 2024