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Knuckling one off 

When an fat dumpy lesbian beats herself off and since she's so fat she aggressively rubs her knuckles on her puss to get off
Patti couldn't get the job done with her dildo so she ended up knuckling one off on that big fat pussy

white knuckling 

When you're taking a situation as it comes and flying by the seat of your pants. Often attributed to anxiety, and feelings either good or bad. A reference to clinging fiercely to something, such as a rope, to the point where ones knuckles would turn white from forcing blood from the capillaries.
Jesus, I'm sweating, I was white knuckling my way through that interview. Those guys are scary.
white knuckling by Markus J October 14, 2008
Word of the Day on July 12, 2019

CORN KNUCKLING 

When we got back to my place I asked her if she would be interested in some corn knuckling.... she said yes.
CORN KNUCKLING by baugh May 30, 2004

dick knuckling 

1. The use of the knuckles during masturbation

2. A tactic used for catching trout
1. I caught joseph dick knuckling in the cafeteria at school last week.

2. I caught a 6 pound trout over the weekend while dick knuckling.

Knucklin 

A more aggressive version of fisting that results in g-spot or prostate contusions.
"Yo, bra, why's your hand in a cast?"
"I broke it knucklin' your mom last night."

-or-

"Why are you walking so messed up, were you riding a horse?"
"Naw man, I spent last night getting knuckled by 8 dudes and now my ass is broken like Angel's face from Fight Club."
Knucklin by n@sty n8 d0gg January 23, 2009

Cum Knuckling 

Barbaric way to impregnate a woman. The correct method would involve firstly restraining a woman. Next a male will proceed to orgasm onto his fist where he will punch the female in the vagina. Repeat with fresh cum every 2-3 hits to insure efficiency on this most delicate of procedures.
This valentine's day my wife and I will be cum knuckling our night away after I take her out for a nice seafood dinner.

-or-

I was about to cum knuckle you babe, why do you look so sad?

Cum knuckled is the correct past-tense.
Cum Knuckling by Slacks.Hoxsie February 16, 2009
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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