kubon 

kubon is a guy that steals your girl. he usually has a small penis. he is a dickhead that seems like a great guy but will only break your heart

girl 1: are you still going out with kubon

girl 2: ya

girl 1: he only went out with me to get my nudes he's a fuckboy

kubon by Larry.R.Murphy April 23, 2019

kumon 

The most horrible thing that has ever existed. That one thing that ruins your social life FOREVER. Also another way for parents to torture their kids without any physical abuse. Kids who have not yet enrolled in Kumon, if anybody even mentions it to you, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE AND NEVER TURN BACK.

Mother: *On the phone* Yeah, I'm thinking of sending him/her to Kumon, their grades aren't very good...

Kid: *Overhears* AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Runs as far as their legs can take them*

kumon by The Adorkable One October 18, 2013

Zion Kuwonu 

He’s that fine lightskin nigga from this amazing boyband called prettymuch. He’s tall as fuck and has dreads. He loves liking ass pics on ig, and used to mess with that lil hoe malu trevehoeee. But aside from that shit, he has daquavis and all the beanz wanna give him a good suck. His goofy ass loves Fortnite and all I the beanz love him very much.

Malu: “Omg! I love you Sayon!❤️“
Zion: “Shut yo th0t ass up, you lil hoe!!”
So yeah that’s Zion Kuwonu

Zion Kuwonu by niggamuch October 25, 2018

Zion Kuwonu 

Zion is the stubborn,adorable lovable type in PRETTYMUCH, he’s that fine ass dread head boy y’all finna see in the front cover of magazines and at coachella someday, he’s caleb zion kuwonu. he’s a very complex, goofy, adorable smile that could make anyone melt instantly with just a look, even being in the same room as him, most fans feel like they can’t breath, he’s an adorable tall 6ft3 good lookin guy who every girl wants and no one gets, he has a very weird yet amazing way of showing love and comunication when it comes to his fans but deep down we all know he loves us, he’s the type to fuck up and not apologize, istg i don’t think i’ve ever seen that boy apologize for anything that he should, no matter how many mistakes he makes though, i think all beans can agree he’s a good person with a good heart and doesn’t mean any harm, even if (3 does cause and even if he does take it out on the fans a lot. i love zion kuwonu ok gn

BEANZ DURING A M&G; holy shit that’s fucking zion, holy fuck i cant even make eye contact
zion: oh my god hiiiiiii, what pose do you wanna do?

and in that moment, every beans falls even more in love with caleb zion kuwonu

Zion Kuwonu by yo girl meg January 1, 2019

Zion Kuwonu 

He is a member of The boyband PRETTYMUCH. A cute guy that every girl wants. He has an amazing voice.He's sexy and he's Bae😌😍 He's funny and always has you in a good mood. He listens and when your with him all the other girls are jealous. He is the perfect boy.

Girl#1: Who is that cute guy?

Girl#2: It's Zion Kuwonu
Girl#3: He's fine

Girl#1: He has an amazing voice

Zion Kuwonu by PRETTYMUCH Zion May 13, 2018

kumon 

the worst thing in the world. you could be out enjoying life but NO, you have to sit down and finish 4 booklets with ten pages of stupid math problems. yeah that's right 400 QUESTIONS.

IT DOES NOT HELP. AT ALL. it's so repetitive doing the same booklets 6 times over and your parents say "it's for your own good, you'll pass this way." IT DONT WORK. the instructors suck.

TO KIDS WHO DONT DO KUMON IF YOU EVER HEAR KUMON COMING FROM YOUR PARENTS MOUTH RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!! IT WILL DESTROY YOUR LIFE, IT TAKES UP SO MUCH TIME ON TOP OF ALL THE SCHOOL WORK! YOU WON'T EVEN GET TO ENJOY YOUR LIFE BC OF KUMON.

I'm even scared of my dad who is forcing me to do this. I wanna quit but ill just get yelled at.

parent: have you finished your Kumon?
kid: no
parent: *knocks fist on table* let me tell you, if you don't finish, you will not eat, you will not sleep, you don't wanna know what I'll do to you.

kid: *visibly shaking*
parent: finish it now

kumon by lglifeisgood June 18, 2020

Kumon 

Kumon. Oh mah lawd, Kumon.
They start you off with little kid problems (assuming you're just. That. Stupid.), and eat away at your life slowly as you sit there in your house on Saturday afternoons, scribbling away at your Kumon packets while everybody else maintains a social life. To the Kumon instructors, everybody learns the same way. Can't solve math problems that quickly, but understand the basics of it to be able to work it out carefully? Sorry, Charlie. Let's do it again until your brain works in the manufactured Kumon way.

To the people who are not yet enrolled in Kumon: when your parent makes any reference to the place in any way, shape, or form, RUN LIKE THE WIND.

Friend: So, Cassidy... what did you do this weekend? I didn't see you all last week; where were you?
Cassidy: Oh, you know... sitting in my house, doing Kumon packets.

Kumon by Peabrain August 27, 2012