Kumon. Oh mah lawd, Kumon.
They start you off with little kid problems (assuming you're just. That. Stupid.), and eat away at your life slowly as you sit there in your house on Saturday afternoons, scribbling away at your Kumon packets while everybody else maintains a social life. To the Kumon instructors, everybody learns the same way. Can't solve math problems that quickly, but understand the basics of it to be able to work it out carefully? Sorry, Charlie. Let's do it again until your brain works in the manufactured Kumon way.
To the people who are not yet enrolled in Kumon: when your parent makes any reference to the place in any way, shape, or form, RUN LIKE THE WIND.
They start you off with little kid problems (assuming you're just. That. Stupid.), and eat away at your life slowly as you sit there in your house on Saturday afternoons, scribbling away at your Kumon packets while everybody else maintains a social life. To the Kumon instructors, everybody learns the same way. Can't solve math problems that quickly, but understand the basics of it to be able to work it out carefully? Sorry, Charlie. Let's do it again until your brain works in the manufactured Kumon way.
To the people who are not yet enrolled in Kumon: when your parent makes any reference to the place in any way, shape, or form, RUN LIKE THE WIND.
Friend: So, Cassidy... what did you do this weekend? I didn't see you all last week; where were you?
Cassidy: Oh, you know... sitting in my house, doing Kumon packets.
Cassidy: Oh, you know... sitting in my house, doing Kumon packets.
by Peabrain August 28, 2012
Kumon is a after-school learning club, it can help your child incre...
kumon is gay ass, it fricking tortures the hell out of your already tiny minds. It will rip away all of your social skills and you will be stuck in your house on weekends trying to catch up on all of your worksheets.
in other words, it fricking sucks.
kumon is gay ass, it fricking tortures the hell out of your already tiny minds. It will rip away all of your social skills and you will be stuck in your house on weekends trying to catch up on all of your worksheets.
in other words, it fricking sucks.
"Hey, you ever heard of Kumon?"
"No, what is it?"
"IT'S FRICKING GAY RUN AWAY WHEN YOU HEAR THAT WORD!"
"No, what is it?"
"IT'S FRICKING GAY RUN AWAY WHEN YOU HEAR THAT WORD!"
by KumonGayAss February 22, 2020
EVERY DAY UNTIL YOUR HIGHSCHOOL GRADUATION YOU ARE SLOWLY GETTING MORE BORING AND THIS PIECE OF SHIT "TUTORING PROGRAM'' TEACHES YOU "THE KUMON WAY" 100 QUESTIONS EVERY SINGLE DAY, AND IF YOU GET ONE THING WRONG THEYLL FUCKING BUTTRAPE YOU. THE "TUTORS" ARE MOST LIKELY, ASIAN, INDIAN, OR OLD SAGGY WHITE WOMAN .
Friend: Oh hey, I dont see you out much often, whats wro--
Me: i want to die i want to die i want to die i want to die i want to die i want to die i want to die i want to die i want to die, im doing kumon every day
Me: i want to die i want to die i want to die i want to die i want to die i want to die i want to die i want to die i want to die, im doing kumon every day
by joag the supreme April 30, 2018
A prison disguised as a fucking tutor place. There is a feeling of stress that comes to you when your parents remind you to do kumon, especially on the weekend!!
Mom: Brian do your kumon, it is Saturday and you haven't done a single one
Me: ok, I will do it
Me inside my self: FUCK THIS STUPID ASS FUCKING WORSHEET
Me: ok, I will do it
Me inside my self: FUCK THIS STUPID ASS FUCKING WORSHEET
by Ultra is on urban dictionary July 29, 2020
SOME SHITTY MATH COURSE. THEY WILL KILL YOU FROM THE INSIDE THEN FROM THE OUTSIDE. I AM DOING KUMON RIGHT THIS MOMENT BECAUSE I NEED HELP PLEASE HELP AH OH GOD FUCK NOOOOOOOO
by ilikeguns:) October 06, 2020
Kumon is the largest after-school math and reading program and many parents love it as a way to torture their children with no physical abuse. Everyday it eats away at your soul while others are maintaining a good social life.If one question is answered wrong, you get earraped by a indian, asian, or old woman and you will have to repeat that worksheet at least 7 times.They make kids into robots. They teach stuff that is utterly boring to eat away at your social life. Kumon is worse than PETA and it should be named a terrorist group.
by opoks December 01, 2020
A place Toru Kumon made with Shaitan (Satan) to torture kids and make them suffer. Also known as "Hell and Heck".
"I have to go to hell (Kumon). rerererererererererererere-."
by an experienced soul December 12, 2019