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Japanese for "Man with little...tractor"
My wife likes to ride my Kubota.
Kubota by texasmufflerman March 4, 2023
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Shitty company that makes you work ridiculously long hours, six days a week because they can't keep their stupid assembly lines running smooth. One of the many perks of working there is you get to hear the damn robots going round and round over and over playing the same damn music day in and day out. One can only stand hearing "Mary Had A Little Lamb" beeped out in 8 bit format so many times before you nearly go insane.

The cash $$$$ is good though.
Damn, I've got monkey butt and blisters on my feet from working 13 1/2 hours a day, 6 days a week at Kubota. Someone take a sledge hammer to that damn robot over there that's been playing Tetris music for the past 9 hours straight. I can't wait for Sunday so I can have a day off to sleep all day and then get up and do it all over again!
Kubota by someone54321 April 15, 2008
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A Japanese manufacturer based in Osaka who builds expensive but reliable efficient and well built compact tractors, utility tractors, row crop open field farm tractors, and Specialty tractors for orchards and vinyards. Heavy Duty industrial grade Zero turns with a Wet Clutch PTO shaft driven mower deck and shaft driven transmission turned by a Diesel or Gasoline engine, Industrial and Marine engines. Construction equipment. Ductile Iron pipes, and equipment for cleaning water. Operates all over the world has manufacturing in the United States of America France France and Japan. Its competitors are Deere and Company, Mitsubishi, Volvo Penta, Caterpillar, and The Toro Company.
Kubota makes all sorts of products.
Kubota by Will700 December 21, 2023

micah koo klocks kubota 

micah koo klocks kubota is an indavudual that is smexy everyday in his life and hi head is very micheal jordan able like fernandez
micah koo klocks kubota is the rizzler
The chieftain of Clan Plague Army.

Fun Fact: He's GAY!
Kumotama is a synonym for GAY.
kumotama by Austin Lolz0r0r0z December 16, 2008
the best ship ever, shipping Shun Kaidou x Aren Kuboyasu from The Disastrous Life Of Saiki K, the best anime
person 1: i love this kubokai fanart!
person 2: same, its the best ship ever!!
kubokai by magioko June 18, 2021
A safer and perhaps more effective alternative to brass knuckles. It's usually a lightweight aluminum stick no more than 6 inches long that you hold in your fist. You strike your assailant using a backfist jab motion in a pressure point to pretty much stun them. Legal in all 50 states and can fit on your keychain if you get the right type.
An ex-girlfriend of mine got some drunk guys at a party together and told them to kick my ass. All five of them confronted me outside the back porch and I took out my kubotan and struck the main guy in the temple with a kubotan. The rest of the people freaked out and left.
kubotan by Sensei Jaye April 4, 2010
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