The most horrible thing that has ever existed. That one thing that ruins your social life FOREVER. Also another way for parents to torture their kids without any physical abuse. Kids who have not yet enrolled in Kumon, if anybody even mentions it to you, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE AND NEVER TURN BACK.
Mother: *On the phone* Yeah, I'm thinking of sending him/her to Kumon, their grades aren't very good...

Kid: *Overhears* AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Runs as far as their legs can take them*
by The Adorkable One October 19, 2013
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the worst thing in the world. you could be out enjoying life but NO, you have to sit down and finish 4 booklets with ten pages of stupid math problems. yeah that's right 400 QUESTIONS.

IT DOES NOT HELP. AT ALL. it's so repetitive doing the same booklets 6 times over and your parents say "it's for your own good, you'll pass this way." IT DONT WORK. the instructors suck.

TO KIDS WHO DONT DO KUMON IF YOU EVER HEAR KUMON COMING FROM YOUR PARENTS MOUTH RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!! IT WILL DESTROY YOUR LIFE, IT TAKES UP SO MUCH TIME ON TOP OF ALL THE SCHOOL WORK! YOU WON'T EVEN GET TO ENJOY YOUR LIFE BC OF KUMON.

I'm even scared of my dad who is forcing me to do this. I wanna quit but ill just get yelled at.
parent: have you finished your Kumon?
kid: no
parent: *knocks fist on table* let me tell you, if you don't finish, you will not eat, you will not sleep, you don't wanna know what I'll do to you.

kid: *visibly shaking*
parent: finish it now
by lglifeisgood June 18, 2020
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Large asian profit organization which was black listed by the UN because of it's evilness but it failed because kumon had too much money. It's worksheets are made from uncertified tree sources, and this was criticized against them by greenpeace. It is often considered a personal insult to call someone a kumon. (greed)
1)Kumon is operating in 98 countries.
2)Terry is a mean kumon!
by firzenr August 29, 2007
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Math, Reading, too many of my brain cells.
They told me to take a test while there was about 20 little kids running, screaming, and crying all over the test area. At one point i felt the urge to kick one of them.
Kumon Sucks Dick. And so do all of those high schoolers and old people working there.
by Jomanfoo February 9, 2008
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kumon is a place where ure "learnin" yeah right , KUMON IS HELL ON EARTH!!!!!!! they make u work and the woman who works th4ere is old and doesnt kno math... they interfere with work that will make u a living from school.
kumon REALLY sucks!!!!!! DONT GO!!!!!!!! SAVE URESELF
by gelly127 April 26, 2005
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hell. kids who are not doing kumon, you are super lucky
mom: do kumon!
me: cries
by the worst thing ever. January 28, 2022
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