Joe: my mom died yesterday
John: bruuhh
Joe: Yo my mom just won million dollars
John: bRuHhh
Joe: my mom made dinner for us
John: bruh
John: bruuhh
Joe: Yo my mom just won million dollars
John: bRuHhh
Joe: my mom made dinner for us
John: bruh
by I eat forks with noodles October 30, 2019
Zion is the stubborn,adorable lovable type in PRETTYMUCH, he’s that fine ass dread head boy y’all finna see in the front cover of magazines and at coachella someday, he’s caleb zion kuwonu. he’s a very complex, goofy, adorable smile that could make anyone melt instantly with just a look, even being in the same room as him, most fans feel like they can’t breath, he’s an adorable tall 6ft3 good lookin guy who every girl wants and no one gets, he has a very weird yet amazing way of showing love and comunication when it comes to his fans but deep down we all know he loves us, he’s the type to fuck up and not apologize, istg i don’t think i’ve ever seen that boy apologize for anything that he should, no matter how many mistakes he makes though, i think all beans can agree he’s a good person with a good heart and doesn’t mean any harm, even if (3 does cause and even if he does take it out on the fans a lot. i love zion kuwonu ok gn
BEANZ DURING A M&G; holy shit that’s fucking zion, holy fuck i cant even make eye contact
zion: oh my god hiiiiiii, what pose do you wanna do?
and in that moment, every beans falls even more in love with caleb zion kuwonu
zion: oh my god hiiiiiii, what pose do you wanna do?
and in that moment, every beans falls even more in love with caleb zion kuwonu
via giphy
by yo girl meg January 01, 2019
He is a member of The boyband PRETTYMUCH. A cute guy that every girl wants. He has an amazing voice.He's sexy and he's Bae😌😍 He's funny and always has you in a good mood. He listens and when your with him all the other girls are jealous. He is the perfect boy.
Girl#1: Who is that cute guy?
Girl#2: It's Zion Kuwonu
Girl#3: He's fine
Girl#1: He has an amazing voice
Girl#2: It's Zion Kuwonu
Girl#3: He's fine
Girl#1: He has an amazing voice
by PRETTYMUCH Zion March 19, 2018
A fine ass lightskin in the band PRETTYMUCH that is 6'3 and has all these females fucked up cuz he's so fine. He has a lot of BDE but not as much as his bandmate Nick Mara. Plus he has an amazing voice.
Me: have you seen my husband?
My friends: you have a husband?
Me: yes its Zion Kuwonu
My friends: 🤦 ♀️🤦 ♀️🤦 ♀️🤦 ♀️
My friends: you have a husband?
Me: yes its Zion Kuwonu
My friends: 🤦 ♀️🤦 ♀️🤦 ♀️🤦 ♀️
by Bbygirlashley July 28, 2019
Apr 18 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose