kabong
A bong that hits so hard that it feels like you've been hit in the head with a guitar. Like El Kabong did in the cartoons.
kabong by Robert "bob" Eaton April 17, 2005
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Jimmy swung his golf club with great force, his eyes widening as the ball landed perfectly in the hole.
Jimmy: "Kabong!"
Ben: "When i took Old Yeller out back the shed and kabong'd him in the back of the head so he wouldn't see it coming, It didn't go right, so I had to Kabong him twice."
Jimmy: "Kabong!"
Ben: "When i took Old Yeller out back the shed and kabong'd him in the back of the head so he wouldn't see it coming, It didn't go right, so I had to Kabong him twice."
kabong by SlagFromTheEast February 13, 2017
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El Kabong
Name: alter-ego of American cartoon character 'Quick Draw McGraw', a masked avenger styled in the manner of 'Zorro' (q.v.), wielding a guitar with which he would subdue evildoers with the exclamation "Ka-Bong!". Created in 1959 by Hanna-Barbera Productions.
El kabong
Strictly a class move….This occurs when you are pounding your girlfriend doggy style and just before you are about to blow your load you hit her in the back of the head with a Gibson Les Paul acoustic guitar and yell " el kabong!!"
Tom " hey Dave can I have my guitar back you'borrowed?" Dave:"Sorry dude but I broke it over Rondas head the other night giving her an el kabong"
El kabong by Super jo jo and friends July 9, 2016
El Kabong
A surprise attack using a flacid penis to startle an unsuspecting victim. This is usually done by slapping a distracted person across the face or head with your penis while yelling the phrase "El Kabong" to proclaim your successful prank over the El Kabonged individual, and alert any witnesses to the humorous use of your private parts.
This can be done by a women using her breasts but is much harder to pull off if the victim is awake.
Good Luck and Happy El Kabonging!
This can be done by a women using her breasts but is much harder to pull off if the victim is awake.
Good Luck and Happy El Kabonging!
"Jeremy came home from work early to find his girlfriend napping on the couch with the TV on. He pulled out his penis sneaking up behind her and slapped her across the face with his penis waking her up, while yelling El Kabong! This turned her on, and naturally progressed into her giving him a blow job."
El Kabong
An extremely cheap acoustic guitar of little to no value. It may not hold a tune or even be playable. Named for the Hanna Barbera character who would attack people by hitting them over the head with a guitar.
El Kabong by Sapphistry August 13, 2019
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