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Kristianna 

A fun, outgoing loving person! She’s confident but kind and will steal your man without trying. She’s popular in school but not always part of the cliques. She’s always out partying but doesn’t get into drugs. Shes smart without trying but is very athletic and not a nerd. She’s typically a cheerleader and on a school team of some kind and secretly has a beautiful singing voice. She doesn’t value herself above others and will always say hi to you when she sees you in the halls. She likes hanging out and there’s no having to ‘get in with th popular’ people with her! She doesn’t care what other people think unless they’re her friends and she is unfazed by drama, even though she gets involved in a lot. She gets asked out on the regular and Guys always want her number but she only has eyes for one buy, and if that’s you you will feel like the luckiest guy alive. She is stunning but doesn’t know she’s hot so isn’t cocky about it. She is quick to forgive and give a second chance and she never give up on herself or her friends. She’s your go to when it comes to difficult times and will always be there to listen to your problems. She’s a professional when it comes to advice and you can always count on her to be there for you.Shes the kind of girl to start trends,not follow them and is a natural born leader. Being friends with a Kristianna is a great honor
I wish I looked like Kristianna.
Hey it’s my friend, Kristianna!
Yo Kristianna, wanna hang this weekend?

Kristening 

1. Laying around all day
2. Being generally just unproductive and boring
Tony was kristening all day while he watched tv and didn't even shower or change out of his sweat pants.
Kristening by thadyron October 28, 2013

Kristianna 

She is rude and very sassy but if you get on her good side you will see that she is not that bad.She is sometimes bossy but she likes to control people. She is The MotherFucking Queen.
Kristianna is the MotherFucking Queen mess with her and you die

kristiani 

Kristiani may seem loud and weird most of the time but trust me, she is a good person to share things with. She holds secrets like no other and there is a fifty fifty chance that she will just forget it.
I saw Kristiani at school today. She was louder than usual
kristiani by tizxv December 22, 2021

Kristineing

The process of one-upping another or interrupting a conversation in which you are not involved to insert your experience to direct attention to oneself and look foolish.
Tom broke his leg the other day.

Kristine:” I was struck in the femur by a running dog and fractured my femur. The chiropractor confirmed it.”

Thank you for Kristineing me!

Kristianne 

A cute and shy girl. She is always humble and empathic. This girl likes art and loves to groove to any music she hears, even if it is a sad one. She’s an expert secret keeper. A lot of people trusts her and she never fail to disappoint them. She have a lot of hobbies but never get contented with them. That is because she is very creative! And that what makes her unique.
A friend: hey Kristianne, I got a secret to tell. Don’t tell anyone okay?
Kristianne: That is for sure.
Kristianne by aldriane143 June 7, 2021
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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