Kristineing

The process of one-upping another or interrupting a conversation in which you are not involved to insert your experience to direct attention to oneself and look foolish.

Tom broke his leg the other day.

Kristine:” I was struck in the femur by a running dog and fractured my femur. The chiropractor confirmed it.”

Thank you for Kristineing me!

Kristineing by Linguistually_yours July 2, 2019

Kristening 

1. Laying around all day
2. Being generally just unproductive and boring

Tony was kristening all day while he watched tv and didn't even shower or change out of his sweat pants.

Kristening by thadyron October 28, 2013

kristianing

The art of looking up ones name on Urban Dictionary .

"They kept Kristianing their names and they laughed, and they laughed, and they laughed...!"

kristianing by Crash71 February 28, 2017

Kristening

Like christening, but when a woman named Kristen cums so much and leaves it all over the place.

There will be a Kristening in this room tonight. We are going to Kristen the truck bed tonight.

Kristening by Bucks123 May 5, 2026