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Kristening

Like christening, but when a woman named Kristen cums so much and leaves it all over the place.
There will be a Kristening in this room tonight. We are going to Kristen the truck bed tonight.
Kristening by Bucks123 May 5, 2026

Keistering 

To hide or smuggle items in ones anus
Goodman figured keistering the dildo would be just the trick to avoid detection by store security

Kittening 

The act of cats or kittens acting like kittens and performing kitten-like behavior.
"Does your cat Jack usually kneed and suckle on fluffy blankets like that?"
"Oh, Jack and Sidney do behaviors like that all the time, they are just kittening. Like earlier today they were both trying to cuddle and sleep in the bathroom sink, but they don't reasonably fit in there anymore. They are just performing kitten-like behavior, kittening per se."
Kittening by Rasicule January 17, 2018

Kitening 

Benjamin Franklin engaged in the first known instance of intentional kitening.
Kitening by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 24, 2018

Kristenish

Awesomeness embodied in actual life. To be Kristenish is to say awesome things automatically and to be awesome in every way. When one says or does something Awesome, you say

Another definition is: "to be one of the lost cause" Someone who falls in love, then can not get over their lost love is being very Kristenish.
Ex 1. When one says or does something Awesome, you say , "wow that was really kristenish of you!" and carry on your daily life.

Ex 2. Gosh I can't get over him, Wow that's Kristenish of you!

kristianing

The art of looking up ones name on Urban Dictionary .
"They kept Kristianing their names and they laughed, and they laughed, and they laughed...!"
kristianing by Crash71 February 28, 2017
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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