Kristening 

1. Laying around all day
2. Being generally just unproductive and boring

Tony was kristening all day while he watched tv and didn't even shower or change out of his sweat pants.

Kristening by thadyron October 28, 2013

Kristening

Like christening, but when a woman named Kristen cums so much and leaves it all over the place.

There will be a Kristening in this room tonight. We are going to Kristen the truck bed tonight.

Kristening by Bucks123 May 5, 2026

Keistering 

To hide or smuggle items in ones anus

Goodman figured keistering the dildo would be just the trick to avoid detection by store security

Keistering by KC Is A Knob Gobbler April 21, 2009

Kittening 

The act of cats or kittens acting like kittens and performing kitten-like behavior.

"Does your cat Jack usually kneed and suckle on fluffy blankets like that?"
"Oh, Jack and Sidney do behaviors like that all the time, they are just kittening. Like earlier today they were both trying to cuddle and sleep in the bathroom sink, but they don't reasonably fit in there anymore. They are just performing kitten-like behavior, kittening per se."

Kittening by Rasicule January 17, 2018

Kitening 

When lightning hits a kite

Benjamin Franklin engaged in the first known instance of intentional kitening.

Kitening by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 24, 2018

Kristenish

Awesomeness embodied in actual life. To be Kristenish is to say awesome things automatically and to be awesome in every way. When one says or does something Awesome, you say

Another definition is: "to be one of the lost cause" Someone who falls in love, then can not get over their lost love is being very Kristenish.

Ex 1. When one says or does something Awesome, you say , "wow that was really kristenish of you!" and carry on your daily life.

Ex 2. Gosh I can't get over him, Wow that's Kristenish of you!

Kristenish by She who must not be named... February 6, 2010

kristianing

The art of looking up ones name on Urban Dictionary .

"They kept Kristianing their names and they laughed, and they laughed, and they laughed...!"

kristianing by Crash71 February 28, 2017