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Konner Bridge 

A white kid in New Jersey who plays basketball. He is most likely your father and should be respected as such.
Oh look it’s Konner Bridge! That’s dad!
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The most PERFECT Boyfriend. And Friend ANYONE Could EVER Have. His Eyes Are the most Beautiful things...His Hugs! Are the Absolute BEST!! And His Kisses Make You Melt!! How Could anyone live without a Konner.
I LOVE You Konner
Konner by SNicole22 December 12, 2016
Most likely the coolest person who you'll ever meet. Usually plays the drums or guitar, or both. He makes everyone smile and has amazing hair. Every girl secretly wants him. ;) But only one girl has him and she is the luckiest girl in the whole world! He is the most amazing person in history ever!
The most perfect, wonderful boyfriend in the world. He always knows how to make his girl happy, and would never do anything to cause her to feel otherwise. His kisses make her want to melt, and being in his arms makes her so happy she could cry. Life would not be the same without him.
How could anyone live without a Konner?
Konner by oboe-percussionist June 25, 2008

Krusty Korner

When you masturbate and nut into the corner of your bed and it collectively adds up and dries into one crusted being. The Krusty Korner.
Damn dude you crusted your krusty korner 23 times this week?
Krusty Korner by zennxk April 23, 2018
A kooner is an adjunct to a wealthy individuals lifestyle. It is immeasurable in arbitrary value, and is often a term of praise or awe.
OMG look at that kooner on his yatch!
He balls so hard he's surrounded by kooners
Kooner by shefay September 4, 2014