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A kooner is an adjunct to a wealthy individuals lifestyle. It is immeasurable in arbitrary value, and is often a term of praise or awe.
OMG look at that kooner on his yatch!
He balls so hard he's surrounded by kooners
by shefay September 04, 2014
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The word Kooner , was derived in the Late 1990's from the mispronunciation of the last name Kuenzer. As others might call it, (Koon-zer). In 2004, the "Z" was removed, to make it shorter, and now pronounced Kooner. Right now the "Kooner" is nowhere to be found, but rumored to be staying around the neighborhood of MPH.
Fuck, It's the Kooner.
by Killsquad April 10, 2008
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