Someone who has seen Invisible Children's "Kony 2012" project and is extremely supportive of it (sharing the video on their Facebook page, putting up posters), almost to the point of orgasming over it.
Mitch: Did you hear? Kevin's got a massive koner.
Frank: I know, he sent me that video like five times today alone!
Euphemism for vagina (pussy, cunt, beaver etc) Used mostly as an adjective i.e. Koner-ass mother fucker. But can be substituted as a noun in non-sexual scenarios, ie Bitch has a bloody Koner. Very popular in the Southern Adams County PA area.
After our fishing trip, my boat smelled likedirty koner
A chem teacher who wears Hawaiian shirts on Thursdays, likes puns, and occasionally tells long stories that either end with a pun or relate to a chem topic (or both).
Note a koker will use peanut butter sandwiches as a simile for almost all types of bonding.
(Jonah walks into chem class with a Hawaiian shirt on Thursday)
Grant “your such a koker”
The correct spelling of El Psy Congroo. Famous chuuni catchphrase said by Okabe Rintaro in Steins;Gate in place of bye, often after phone conversations (the phone does not need to be turned on). A brief pause must be pronounced between words.
*you put your phone to your ear*
The pizza is in the oven. What? The operation will take twelve minutes? That's too long! The organization will be here any moment now!... There is no other way, huh? If I don't call in half an hour tell my parents that I love them. El Psy Kongroo.
To win a game, usually in a fashion where one completely destroys his/her opponents.
Derived from "Achtung Die Kurve" or (commonly referred to as "Curve Fever") in which konec hry appears in boldletters to demonstrate a player's victory.
William: I'm the best at this game, you'll never beat me Pinkney
Harrison: you'll never konec hry anyone ever Fred you gimp
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.