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kohner the rabid chipmunk 

a rare species of chipmunk. he is the leader of the chipmunks
kohner the rabid chipmunk kicked out alvin!
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Scott Kuhner 

Verb. To indirectly cause the girl you like to break up with her boyfriend of over three years, shortly thereafter dating her yourself.
Scott Kuhner totally Scott Kuhnered Danielle the other week. We were all surprised at first but then we all kind of accepted it.
Scott Kuhner by CraigPlaysGuitar April 27, 2009

Konner Bridge 

A white kid in New Jersey who plays basketball. He is most likely your father and should be respected as such.
Oh look it’s Konner Bridge! That’s dad!

Kohler-Effect 

The Kohler Effect occurs when a stunningly confident, incredibly handsome man enters a room, causing everyone present to immediately drop what they're doing in order to get a glimpse. After having witnessed the Kohler-Effect it is not uncommon to experience a 24 hour erection.
Gnarly, I think I just witnessed the Kohler-Effect
Kohler-Effect by maastricht101 November 8, 2010
The most PERFECT Boyfriend. And Friend ANYONE Could EVER Have. His Eyes Are the most Beautiful things...His Hugs! Are the Absolute BEST!! And His Kisses Make You Melt!! How Could anyone live without a Konner.
I LOVE You Konner
Konner by SNicole22 December 12, 2016
Most likely the coolest person who you'll ever meet. Usually plays the drums or guitar, or both. He makes everyone smile and has amazing hair. Every girl secretly wants him. ;) But only one girl has him and she is the luckiest girl in the whole world! He is the most amazing person in history ever!
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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