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The action of masturbating violently in public while naked and dehydrated. While you beat the ground at a corner of a street.
I was walking home and saw some guy konying at the corner of my street.
konying by Dakevor August 13, 2012
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funky konging 

To do a girl from behind until the point of climax while wearing sunglasses, then promptly smash a surfboard on her head. Then beating your chest while yelling out "Yow, Yow". Afterward pull out a banana so you can really go to town.
Yow, Yow. Dude you should try funky konging tonight with Vanessa
funky konging by funkyKong69 March 17, 2017

Donkey Konging 

Donkey Konging is used as a verb.

1. Informal term to convey that one is playing the game Donkey Kong.
2. Any type of vag obliterating sexual technique.
3. Donkey Kong, Donkey Konging, or Donkey Konged can be substituted for almost any verb to spice up your sentences and make everything you say sound

disgusting.
1. I was Donkey Konging myself all last night.

2. I was Donkey Konging my girlfriend last night and boy, were there flecks of vagina and blood all over the walls!

3. I'm going to Donkey Kong you when I get there.

Koniking 

Koniking: v. a simplistic from of trolling, whereby an individual pontificates on subject upon which they have little to no knowledge, or the information they posses is inherently faulty. This form of trolling is special in that the koniker has poor literary, debate, and intellectual skills, made obvious by a repeated use of banal insults, and incoherent attacks based on religion, sexual behaviors, personal hygiene, or ‘your mama’ jokes.
stanley just went on koniking like a bloody moron for hours
Koniking by MEIGH May 5, 2004
Slathering peanut butter on the penis for oral sex
Konging is much, much easier to do with with creamy than it is with crunchy.
konging by mizezslo June 1, 2019

Koking up 

Managing to reach a fairly sufficient level of proficiency at something but still being depressed about not being good enough
"I learned how to make music but I am not making it good enough"
(His music is perfectly fine)
"He's Koking up music now"
Koking up by PedigreeFoods69 September 16, 2018
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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