KOCKING 

Laughing so hard it's like you're choking on cock or deepthroating.

"Katelyn, did you see how hard Jessica was laughing at that meme? She was Basically KOCKING.

KOCKING by Gabbienham April 19, 2018

Kicking Mustang 

A middle-aged incel who cheats at Monopoly and uploads creepy videos of kids to YouTube whilst tweeting racist conspiracy theories on twitter.

Yo, that guy is such a Kicking Mustang that I heard he got himself banned from over forty different social media sites.

Kicking Mustang by PhoenixAirsoftMarshall January 30, 2023

Kicking Mustang Derangement Syndrome

Commonly resulting from a sudden increase in Cocaine fuelled meditation, KMDS can result in late night googling of one's self, foaming at the mouth, erectile dysfunction, uncontrollable crying, lazy eye and hair loss.

"He's 50 years old and been screaming at his computer screen like a baby all night, if he turns out to have Kicking Mustang Derangement Syndrome then at least he won't reproduce."

Kicking Mustang Derangement Syndrome by PhoenixAirsoftMarshall February 23, 2023

I hear you knocking 

I hear you knocking, but you can't come in! A Fats Domino song about his feelings for a ex who wants to return!

I hear you knocking, but you can't come in! Go back where you been.

I hear you knocking by I, Wreckerrr November 13, 2020

Knocking

Something your family can’t do before they enter your room

*mother barges in bedroom whilst you’re in the middle of having sex*
You:”Holy shit mum, every heard of knocking”

Knocking by elv14 October 27, 2020

Knocking

Punching a Door until it opens

* Invention of Knocking *:

"I'LL PUNCH YOUR DOOR UNTIL YOU OPEN!"
Person: * Opens * Greetings!

Knocking by 7Macros February 21, 2021

Kicking shit 

Doing nothing useful

He was sitting at home for the whole day kicking shit rather than doing his homework

Kicking shit by mindjammer June 5, 2016