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Konings is a Dutch name with two common meanings:

1) Terrible at bocce ball

2) Drinks a lot of slurpees
That guy sitting at his desk is a Konings
Konings by Himan10 March 30, 2010
Words you can keep

Le Koning 

King in Dutch. Never knew she would end up in Australia. Grew up not doing it her way because it wouldn’t be as good
Le Koning by Le Koning November 10, 2017

Konigsberger 

Originally thought to translate to King of the Mountain.
Actually means dumb idiot plebe.
"That guy is such a Konigsberger."
"Yeah I Immediately think of a plebe when I see him."
Konigsberger by selle_33 December 16, 2013

königstiger 

It's the best tank the germans ever built. If you get the chance to get one take it.
As the non-plus ultra of all the tanks in the world the "Königstiger" will win every battle.
"Oh shit they came with a Königstiger ru-"
königstiger by MeMakingDictionary November 27, 2020

Koniegsegg Regera

A car that is so fast that it is the main cause of earthquakes throughout earth. These earthquakes are so bad that they can kill millions of people. This car also causes volcanos. This car moves the tectonic plates so easily that you can see them moving in space. This car is also used as a doomsday device. Whoever is brave enough to make this car go to its top speed will regret doing this and will cause the Earth to end.
The Koniegsegg Regera is a doomsday device that is used by many villains.

koning syndrome

To seek out any and all females in a given location, vicinity or other geographically recognized region with the intention of consumating the relationship as quickly as possible with no regard for medical or financial consequences aka children and or STD's.
That girl in Burn totally went for Jon's Koning syndrome.
koning syndrome by Copa Cop June 25, 2010
To put down someone verbally by identifying them using their surname followed by the year 2012. Also often used as reference to a political campaign.

Began when the campaign group invisible children Inc released a thirty-minute documentary titled KONY 2012 in order to raise awareness of the actions of war criminal Joseph Kony.
Who in their right mind abducts and murders children? Such behavior commands proper koning. KONY 2012.
koning by Sharlez June 17, 2012
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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