The act of forcing jelly beans through the male urethra while buring the pubic hairs with a match (a form of male torture)
by Konkasaurus rex May 8, 2023
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by Dakevor August 13, 2012
Get the konying mug.To do a girl from behind until the point of climax while wearing sunglasses, then promptly smash a surfboard on her head. Then beating your chest while yelling out "Yow, Yow". Afterward pull out a banana so you can really go to town.
by funkyKong69 March 17, 2017
Get the funky konging mug.Donkey Konging is used as a verb.
1. Informal term to convey that one is playing the game Donkey Kong.
2. Any type of vag obliterating sexual technique.
3. Donkey Kong, Donkey Konging, or Donkey Konged can be substituted for almost any verb to spice up your sentences and make everything you say sound
disgusting.
1. Informal term to convey that one is playing the game Donkey Kong.
2. Any type of vag obliterating sexual technique.
3. Donkey Kong, Donkey Konging, or Donkey Konged can be substituted for almost any verb to spice up your sentences and make everything you say sound
disgusting.
1. I was Donkey Konging myself all last night.
2. I was Donkey Konging my girlfriend last night and boy, were there flecks of vagina and blood all over the walls!
3. I'm going to Donkey Kong you when I get there.
2. I was Donkey Konging my girlfriend last night and boy, were there flecks of vagina and blood all over the walls!
3. I'm going to Donkey Kong you when I get there.
by projectilevomiting January 24, 2010
Get the Donkey Konging mug.Koniking: v. a simplistic from of trolling, whereby an individual pontificates on subject upon which they have little to no knowledge, or the information they posses is inherently faulty. This form of trolling is special in that the koniker has poor literary, debate, and intellectual skills, made obvious by a repeated use of banal insults, and incoherent attacks based on religion, sexual behaviors, personal hygiene, or ‘your mama’ jokes.
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Get the konging mug.Managing to reach a fairly sufficient level of proficiency at something but still being depressed about not being good enough
"I learned how to make music but I am not making it good enough"
(His music is perfectly fine)
"He's Koking up music now"
(His music is perfectly fine)
"He's Koking up music now"
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