Konking

The act of forcing jelly beans through the male urethra while buring the pubic hairs with a match (a form of male torture)

“Im going to give that man over there a right old konking”

Konking by Konkasaurus rex May 8, 2023

konying 

The action of masturbating violently in public while naked and dehydrated. While you beat the ground at a corner of a street.

I was walking home and saw some guy konying at the corner of my street.

konying by Dakevor August 13, 2012

funky konging 

To do a girl from behind until the point of climax while wearing sunglasses, then promptly smash a surfboard on her head. Then beating your chest while yelling out "Yow, Yow". Afterward pull out a banana so you can really go to town.

Yow, Yow. Dude you should try funky konging tonight with Vanessa

funky konging by funkyKong69 March 17, 2017

Donkey Konging 

Donkey Konging is used as a verb.

1. Informal term to convey that one is playing the game Donkey Kong.
2. Any type of vag obliterating sexual technique.
3. Donkey Kong, Donkey Konging, or Donkey Konged can be substituted for almost any verb to spice up your sentences and make everything you say sound

disgusting.

1. I was Donkey Konging myself all last night.

2. I was Donkey Konging my girlfriend last night and boy, were there flecks of vagina and blood all over the walls!

3. I'm going to Donkey Kong you when I get there.

Donkey Konging by projectilevomiting January 24, 2010

Koniking 

Koniking: v. a simplistic from of trolling, whereby an individual pontificates on subject upon which they have little to no knowledge, or the information they posses is inherently faulty. This form of trolling is special in that the koniker has poor literary, debate, and intellectual skills, made obvious by a repeated use of banal insults, and incoherent attacks based on religion, sexual behaviors, personal hygiene, or ‘your mama’ jokes.

stanley just went on koniking like a bloody moron for hours

Koniking by MEIGH May 5, 2004

konging 

Slathering peanut butter on the penis for oral sex

Konging is much, much easier to do with with creamy than it is with crunchy.

konging by mizezslo June 1, 2019

Koking up 

Managing to reach a fairly sufficient level of proficiency at something but still being depressed about not being good enough

"I learned how to make music but I am not making it good enough"
(His music is perfectly fine)
"He's Koking up music now"

Koking up by PedigreeFoods69 September 16, 2018