kanking

To drink heavily in a short period, or to drink slowly for a long extended time.

Jack texted Jill asking if she was ready to do some kanking.

by onemorewave February 7, 2014

Kanking

To masturbate in someones presence with out them knowing.

VZ was kanking it to Jessica while drinking mimosas with her at Cyclones

by VZmakesUPwords February 7, 2014

Kanging

To Kang(verb) - A process of making one`s history/story etc. to appear more African than it was or is.

A: Did you hear? There are alot of people that are trying to portray Da Vinci as an African.
B: *sigh* Kanging has truly gone too far

by Saaaaaaaaaaas March 5, 2019

Kranking

When somebody cries, while they also wank.

Dean is always Kranking, he's a bit weird.

by Kranking May 30, 2015

Eugene Kanning

An extreme activity that involves at least three sheep, five priests, and one lonely obese girl. Similar to badminton, the game usually consists of balls being hit over a large object. In some countries, it is also known as extreme teabagging but sometimes it may involve the use of a petrified elephant testicle and a one gallon tub of vaseline.

It is illegal in the United States of America, because it has caused acute testicular shrinkage in 20% of all Asian American males.

"I'm 64 and a chronic masturbater with a disturbingly large Beanie Baby collection, because I enjoy Eugene Kanning too much when I am in Sunday School."

"I'm extreme and I Eugene Kan on a daily basis. The only side effect is that I ejaculate dust."

by Awesome Dave the Raver March 12, 2009

Karking

to take full advantage of free items such as buffet or free items , to always get free stuff some how

he is karking the hell out of that buffet ,, karked it hard

by kark August 6, 2014

Kaking

When you're shitting yourself about something.

"I'm kaking myself about this exam next week"
"I know man me too"

by Yayz100 April 18, 2010