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slathering the fish 

When titty fucking goes wrong...
The act of mashing ones flaccid dong and balls against a females breasts
In a last ditch attempt to thwart whiskey dick Bren made a brief attempt at slathering the fish before the poor girl ran out of the room crying

Salmon-Slathering 

A game where you go into a forest with at least 4 or more friends (each person has to be naked for this to work), having one another rub another person with honey and salmon on each member of the game to see which gets chased by a bear first.
"This spring break we should go Salmon-Slathering in the woods."
"The last time I went Salmon-Slathering was 2 months ago."
" This weekend. Salmon-Slathering. Be there or be square."

Slytherin 

Ambitious, shrewd, cunning, strong leaders, and achievement-oriented. They also have highly developed senses of self-preservation. This means that Slytherins tend to hesitate before acting, so as to weigh all possible outcomes before deciding exactly what should be done.
People think slytherin are evil just because we go for what others are scared of.
Slytherin by kaosmoker September 30, 2018

Slytherin 

Slytherin is one of the four houses in the Harry Potter series.

Founder: Salazar Slytherin
Colors: Green and Silver
Animal: Serpent

Element: Water
Famous Wizards/Witches from Slytherin:

Tom Riddle/Voldemort

Merlin

Salazar Slytherin

Belatrix Lestrange

The Black Family(except for Sirius)

Etc.
Traits: Ambitious, Self-Preservation, Cunning, Cleverness, Fraternity, and Resourcefulness

Ghost: The Bloody Baron

Common Room: The Slytherin Dungeon
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Ravenclaw
Hufflepuff
Voldemort

Lathering Your Crunchies 

The act of using your spoon to repeatedly dunk and mix the un-moistened cereal pieces in the milk.
I see you're Lathering Your Crunchies, nice.

Slytherin 

It's the best house and we all know it.
Slytherin is the best house