Koniking 

Koniking: v. a simplistic from of trolling, whereby an individual pontificates on subject upon which they have little to no knowledge, or the information they posses is inherently faulty. This form of trolling is special in that the koniker has poor literary, debate, and intellectual skills, made obvious by a repeated use of banal insults, and incoherent attacks based on religion, sexual behaviors, personal hygiene, or ‘your mama’ jokes.

stanley just went on koniking like a bloody moron for hours

Koniking by MEIGH May 5, 2004

Konking

The act of forcing jelly beans through the male urethra while buring the pubic hairs with a match (a form of male torture)

“Im going to give that man over there a right old konking”

Konking by Konkasaurus rex May 8, 2023