klonking

grinding in the nude

"Last night me and my girlfriend were klonking, and her dad came in."

by tysk8s July 1, 2014

Klenking

Australian slang term for the excessive use of mobile device distracting a person from another task such as walking, driving, conversing with others.

Hey! I'm talking to you? Quit your klenking.

by This is NOT Davey May 8, 2017

klanking

The act of fucking a girl in the ass with such force that her bracelets began to bang together creating a klanking noise

Dude Ben was klanking Madylen so hard last night.

by Klankclan June 6, 2017

Klinking

A term referencing someone's inability to successfully negotiate a positive outcome due to their negative externalities. Most often used to describe someone's repulsive nature towards the opposite sex or corporate recruiters.

Friend 1 to Friend 2: "I'm going to go hit on that girl"
Friend 2: "How'd it go?"
Friend 3: "I Klink'd it"

or

"I am just Klinking interviews left and right"

by CAPM November 7, 2011

klonkin

Incredible loser, sometimes used in a cool way, visciously klutzy.

She is such a klonkin (noun)

She klonks around wherever she goes (verb)

Can you try to be less klonkin? (adj)

by Fallabean 'N frends April 6, 2008

Kloning

"Kloning" is to over exaggerate a pout, push your lips as far out of your mouth as possible, as a pose for a photo.

"Klone" is a work used for a over exaggerated pout.

Boy 1: Man. You look like a C**T in that pic.
Boy 2: Yeh im Kloning.

Boy 1: Dude I took a picture and im doing a Klone.
Boy 2: You look like a C**T.

by Milkman. iRep Spoonerz September 30, 2007

klorking

The act of masturbating while pooping.

"After yesterday's Mexican food, I had an insane klorking-session in the basement"

by squidwards-throbbing-clarinet March 31, 2020