klonking

grinding in the nude

"Last night me and my girlfriend were klonking, and her dad came in."

by tysk8s July 1, 2014

klonk

The metallic sound when you hit someone in the head who has helmet in Counter-Strike.

1. OH-HOHOHO! What a nice KLONK! :D He's probably panicked now.

by Spiffelight February 5, 2007

klonked

Unexpectedly twisted with a hint of lemon

Dude i'm fucking klonked right now man. zesty

by guitardude626 April 17, 2018

Klink Klonk 37

A new 37thcolor, only attainable through use of LSD.

Guy 1 “I love how you use Klink Klonk 37 in your wardrobe”

Guy 2 “Thank you! Ever since I popped a tab, I can’t stop buying it!”

by $lick$loth April 30, 2019

klonk

to hit the shit out of someone

did you see will smith klonk chris rock?!

by love._sydneyy June 24, 2022

klonked

another word for being completely out of it, or even just spaced out

"yo, why do you look so klonked right now?"

by frejanator December 5, 2023

klonk

to hit the fuck out of someone

"i am about to klonk this ho in the face"

by love._sydneyy June 24, 2022